All of NASA’s still shots can pound sand, this is the real MVP of today.

This is interesting…imagine if you did this 300+ years ago. People would really think you’re a sorcerer. 

yeah it would be so cool they’d think you’re a sorcerer and then burn you at the stake

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?  

facebook messenger supports latex-formatted messages now and i am LIVING

there are people who sit down…..they sit down and they say “i have to do this thing i don’t want to do.” and they do the thing. they fucking do it. like what the fuck is up with that

getting faster but ever time you get faster it gets faster

ok i laughed

it made me understand math for a minute, amazing

no offense but….. i wanna feel the heat with somebody and i wanna dance with somebody whomst loves me

Roses are RED violets are BLU how about we play some team fortress 2

not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life