AUs for when your OTP are both assholes
You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no youâre hot AU
Iâm a barista and youâre the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time so I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day AU
Iâm a busy businessperson and my barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly, who does this person think they are AU
We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, letâs bang it out AU
I saw you trying to hit the âdoor closeâ button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now weâre stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I donât know what to say other than âyou started itâ AU
I asked for your help getting a book off the top shelf and and you laughed at my taste and called me a nerd so I shoved you into a table of nonfiction best-sellers and thatâs how we both got banned from the quirky community bookstore AU
I take my grades very seriously and youâre the lazy asshole who asks a ton of off-topic questions to distract the professor and I might be a foot shorter than you but I swear to god Iâll fight you AU
You tried to barge into a private conversation so I said something devastatingly witty and dismissive but you came back with something even meaner and more clever AU
Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store AU
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