the hardcore massive

i’ve finally healed 🙌 no longer do i consume media 📵 now i consume only fruit 🍓🍈🍌🍇🥭 i know not of suffering. the pope wants what i have.

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

The tone of Lord of the Rings changes significantly when you learn that Sauron isn’t his name but an elvish pun on it that basically means “that mother fucker”

especially when you learn that he kept calling himself smth like “Mairon the Admirable” or “Tar-Mairon” (King Excellent), despite all the Middle-Earth calling him “Stinky” (elv. saura - “foul, evil-smelling, putrid” ).