𝔇𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔰 𝔯𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔰

I find it really amusing how the last three evil dead flicks went "well we can't cast bruce campbell anymore so we're going to have the most beautiful women you have ever seen in your life as leads"

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Men who take off your shoes, carefully peel your sheer tights to massage and kiss the arch of your foot before resting your legs on their shoulder and burying their face on your pussy vs. Men who toss you face down, ass up, and tear up a hole in your tights so they can eat you out from the back through it

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

@callmemackleless

“but he did [this horrific thing]” i am neither his keeper nor happy with every single decision he makes. Also he is not real

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

think about your wedding night with your husband who uses his tie he wore for the big day to bind your wrists together and then proceeds to absolutely ravish you