ladies, your 4th, 10th, and last most recent emojis describe your character's only personality traits in a movie written by a man

was anyone going to tell me that king arthur flour is an 100% employee-owned benefit corporation or were you just going to let me keep using their recipes without buying their flour

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I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

grocery shopping b like..... ah fuck i forgot to bring in my reusable bags. i’ll remember them next time! ah fuck i forgot to bring in my reusable bags. i’ll remember them next time! ah fuck i forgot to bring in my reusable bags. i’ll remember them next time! ah fuck