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1: we don’t have an intro posted here yet but we’ll get around to it eventually trust

2: we post a lot of shitposts/more serious vents on here. Most all of our vents have content warnings on them but please be warned

Thank you!

(Sobs in Davesprite introject) fym I lost bro twice. Where is bro. Why does literally every introject we split come with complementary “misses best friend from source” quota. Fucked up

Anyways we got like a whole box of apple juice bottles and I’m in heaven like genuinely. I’m like the only one who likes apple juice so we never get it I’m so hyped bro this is awesome

Decisions decisions…

It’s like. I go to a bar. And they serve a drink I like, and also one that I think is gross. I’m just not gonna order the gross drink. I still go to the bar because they have the drink I like. If they start only selling the drink I hate, I’ll just go to a different bar. I can’t just stop ppl from selling a drink I hate because I don’t like it, that’s crazy. What.

(Check tags, this is a vent comic)

It’s not something I can look away from like a mirror. it’s a literal and physical representation of our parts. I can see it. It’s on my fucking wrist. I see it. every time I look down I have to remember who I am and why I exist.

Can we cut it with the body horror already it stopped being funny the first time. It’s not funny anymore guys. I want my face back. Chat this is not the vibe

Like at all. The words “are you okay” have not been uttered in my general direction by ANYONE in MONTHS

No worries! If we’re talking about modern definitions of pro ship like shipping incest, massive age gaps, etc, no I think that’s gross.

For ships that are more along the lines of like “this relationship is abusive/unhealthy” I think it’s weird to ship them BECAUSE of that, but I think it’s okay to have a space for stories that involve topics like unhealthy relationship dynamics in fiction/fanfic. To an extent. (TLDR: I don’t turn off the TV when I’m watching a sitcom because someone got cheated on, but maybe let’s not fetishize real world domestic abuse)

That doesn’t include If you make those TikTok slideshows talking about how you want character A & B to get assaulted btw. I’m an SA victim. That shit is creepy as FUCK

People are allowed to do whatever they want on the internet, it’s literally none of my business. I’m not gonna harass anyone over what they ship, period. I also can’t really control who interacts with my posts, but if you do ship stuff like that (yes, even as a coping mechanism) generally DNI but if you do, all i ask is you don’t bring it up to us. I also might just block you if you piss me off

Also if we’re talking about the old pro ship “should people be allowed to ship what they want even if it’s non canon/they beat eachother up that one time” conversation which is still happening somehow, again, I don’t give a shit what you ship. It’s the internet. Not a job interview.

TLDR: Literally just don’t send me stridercest shit and you’re probably fine. I might still block you*

There’s my two cents, hope that helps 👍

What do you mean you bought something WHAT THE FUCK DID WE BUY??

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU SPEND OUR MONEY ON???