every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

everyone quit reblogging with "investing" and "making this blow up". that only happens to blogs that are already big. my posts sit squarely at 2 notes apiece and so it shall remain

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

this is a good reason to use tackle moves! pros: hits a lot more, since you're just charging into the foe cons: makes you feel like running over your opponent with a car would be more humane, since the scolipede is bigger and faster than one when it uses a charging attack