Harping Harpy

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

This man missed his true calling in life of being a golden age Batman villain called “Dastardly Chocolate Engineer” or something whose nefarious plan would be to replace the Gotham City Hall with an identical chocolate structure

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

I love that the robin’s body language is basically WHAT THE FUCK WHOSE KID IS THIS

Robin is bathing which make’s it even funnier. More like the equivalent of a strange kid barging in while you’re taking a shower and demanding you make them mac n cheese right now

i learned a lot more about thw universe this is in. it seems humans and fae were at war and the humans nuked (genuinely nuclear bombed) the fae or something which happened while this woman was getting dumped by her shitty husband and somehow falls asleep for thousands of years and wakes up and gets kidnapped by the crow boy for wearing plastic and he steals her wedding ring and her phone.

Spicy stuff has an unusually high ceiling, it seems like. Salty foods can only be as salty as salt. Even the sourest candy of all time poses basically no challenge to an adult palate. Spicy foods, though? They can be spicy enough to make you throw up and that’s not even approaching the spiciest food ever. A spicy food can kill you by being spicy

Sour absolutely has a high ceiling. It’s just caused by acidity, isn’t it? We could go all the way to “dangerously corrosive”, could we not?

One time, I ate so much sour candy in one sitting that my tongue started actually bleeding

I tasted hydrochloric acid in high school and it was so sour it left a visible burn on my tongue

you what now