Claire Keane
@theartofmadeline
DEAR READER
RMH
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home
Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@starberriicake
Hi I made this. Discuss. Left column is the first word.
me: “this chart doesn’t even make sense, it’s just the same words on both axes, what the fuck is a goth goth”
me, after looking at it for ten seconds: “this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen”
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“why are u still sleeping with a plushie?” because im lonely bitch get out
Mood
I gotta be the only one that loves oatmeal raisin
Yeah, they bout good as shit.
Oatmeal raisin is the best kind
I will gladly die in defense of the oatmeal raisin cookie
if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
this is an oddly specific post are you ok
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When you start dating someone and they call you baby for the first time
Stop
when you have to call 911
god
one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away
you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide
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power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you
Gal Gadot for Huawei P20 Pro
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
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Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.
I would read this
OH MY GOD
Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi
And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.
they all are sure hes an alien and will go talk to him about how hard it is being an alien on earth, will even talk really frankly to him about it, but weirdly no matter what they say hes always like ‘oh yeah i can relate’
It got about a thousand times better than the last time I reblogged this I think.
at first i thought that Science was a shit waste of time. then somebody did this study,. and now… hooboy.. now i like it
cannot believe my loud car small penis theory now has scientific backing
