Garnoot (Spoiler Alert!)

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

Fun story I had a customer come in at my college subway location at about 2am on a saturday, it was a 20 something year old student high as balls (naturally). This kid wasn’t just high, he was off his ass, he was higher than snoop on April 20th, his eyes were clamshells. I asked him what he wanted and I could see the gears turning in his head but he absolutely couldn’t get anything out. This guy was too high to talk, and I’m surprised he even made it down the street to our store. Obviously I’ve been here before so no problem, I tell the dude I’ve got this and to just point at what he wants, and he commences to just go down the line pointing at the bread and meats and veggies like this damn reaper, leading me on the biggest game of hot and cold I’ve ever played. In the end his sandwich racked up like 15 dollars in extra charges but I think we gave it to him for free. There is no moral to this story.

We should already be planning how we’re going to support the nigh-inevitable mass teachers’ strike in a few weeks.

Good information.

Johns Hopkins Covid map

one of my favorite things that ever happened was when my friend moved into her first apartment in college and her mom gave her sticky letters for the wall that said HOPE DREAM WISH.  they hated it, so they put it in an anagram generator.  for the next two years their living room had WHIP DEM HOES in giant curly red script on the wall.

might fuck around and think until i get sad