fuck

No

This is the most fucking unhinged confession I’ve ever gotten I’m bringing this blog back just for this

“I sucked dick for the first time tonight and the guy said I was being a good boy and in my head I thought “wow I’m just like Julian Bashir”“

“I fantasize about sucking Deanna and Beverly's toes in sickbay all the time”

“feel like having telepathic sex with deanna and will would be a mind-blowing experience”

“When I catch myself thinking about sex in public I make myself stop by thinking about worf instead”

“The Malcom and Trip freeze to death in space episode is straight out of AO3 who's responsible”

“I wish I had Khan for a hairstylist. He would improve my style and give me massive ASMR while doing so.”

“i keep on thinking about how in star trek: first contact when the vulcans come down to earth, the scientist guy sticks his hand out for a handshake and the vulcan just TAKES it and like. this man was really fine with making out in public”

“I would sell my soul to see Kathryn Janeway and Beverly Crusher fuck”

“I want to lock the “star trek is my silly little gay camp show 😋💅✨” people and the “star trek is incredibly serious for me and not even campy at all wtf 😢😡” people in a room together.”

“Dr. Crusher more like Dr. Crushee in that I have a massive crush on her”

“I'm a gay man but klingon women are so sexy. Like I'm not attracted to klingon men at all they look weird and gross but khelyr and the duras sisters are so sexy with their teeth and their boob windows”