The Twins Are Pininggg

"Doot doot doo doo Im gonna go kiss my bro doot doot doo doo he's been doing nerd stuff all day doot doot doo doo but im gonna get my kiss anyway doot doot doo doo."

And Stan is not quiet so Ford can hear him coming a minute before he gets to him. Its such a silly thing that happens that Ford can't help but get flustered easily by it. And when Stan gets to him, Stan continues to sing while he kisses Ford, pulling him away whatever work he was doing.

The beginning of all this madness, perhaps he should have listened to his assistant

Yyeeeaaaaaaaaaaa take advantage of your bro he’s pliant and soft and aims to please and doesn’t remember telling you stupid stuff like ‘no, we’re brothers’

CW: MASSIVE DUBCON (he said yes but under coerced false circumstances), pussy!stan, nsft

other thing i have rattling around in my head is like. either teen or 30s ford x older/canon stan. can't decide if it would be sweet or if ford would be angry that his brother somehow only got hotter with age (ford is still angry about the science fair💔).

i never knew how much ive been craving plushie fucking until now...u have NO idea.....