𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍 𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀

okay, my dear friend i have a very important question to ask you. lately, i’ve been staying inside and forgetting to shave my beard and when i was about to do it, i realized something. do you think i could pull off just a mustache? i mean, i know in i,tonya it was bad but everything about him was awful. please give me your honest and true opinion. @crevans​​

i think the last bout of trashy reality tv i indulged in was jersey shore, and that was quite some time ago. i haven’t quite gotten around to catching onto all the other great reality shows out there, i think i might be missing out. but based upon the names alone, i would have to say i’m more team chrishell based on that criteria. 

after a day spent face planting far more than he’d care to admit, sebastian decided it was time to stay in for the rest of the night. so of course, he’d found himself au perchoir simply because he enjoyed the name and some alcohol sure would warm him up. as he was seated at the bar, he caught sight of an all too familiar face out of the corner of his eye, “well well well, i think we gotta stop running into each other like this em, we’re making a habit at this point.” he teased as he looked over at her.  @emiliaclarkehq​

eh, either way it’s going to keep me concealed from some over zealous fans so i’ll take what i can get. from my understanding its like saying ‘oh!’ but in different situations, but i can’t say i really understand it myself. 

you do make a point there, no one would mess with someone dressed up as a sheriff. plus, i get to wear those stellar hats and no one would question it, so really it’s a win all around for me. i have not tried either of those, i feel like those two i would definitely sound like a fool trying to recreate. 

now i just have to go out and get the rest of my outfit to complete the whole look. gotta be dressed to the nines if i’m going to pull this one off. i think i’ve hung around enough brits that i could actually attempt to do a halfway decent british accent, maybe even irish somewhere mid sentence too. 

you’re so right, what was i thinking? even if my accent does get a bit choppy, it’ll be hard to focus on that if i have the whole cowboy getup. you’ve definitely got the right idea here, that’s for sure. i think i’ve spent enough time around a few aussie that i could make it work, to anyone whose never spent too much time around one at least. 

that’s not totally the goal but i’ve been told that could happen so i suppose it’s a happy accident so to say? either way, i think i’m definitely going to try it. i’ve heard about the midwestern ‘ope’ but that’s about it for accents. 

i can try but i have a feeling it won’t be very good, who knows maybe i’m doing it all wrong to begin with? how embarrassing.  oooh canadian? i think that one might be a bit better than southern, a bit more unique here i believe. 

you’re right but i think i need a bit of a change in my appearance. i’ve grown boring, i need something to spice things up. that would be great though, i feel like mine’s gotten a bit rusty because it’s been some time since we filmed tdatt. southern new yorker, what a combination. 

a life of being a good sheriff? that could be a possibility, although i do think that the villains / bad boys are far more fun to portray. makes up for how dull i can be in my day to day life, you know? but i like the idea of a self makeover, it could certainly work wonders on this mug i’m sure. i think i could rock the cowboy hat permanently, maybe even get some of those boots too. c’mon now, practice does make perfect after all. 

i never really thought of it that way but i suppose you’re right on that one, some sort of alternative universe for bucky for sure. the next matthew mcconaughey? now those are some pretty big shoes to fill i don’t think i could ever live up to that. new and improved sebastian stan sounds even better though. irish would be a good one, although i fear it would sound a bit more british than it should. 

you’re right, practice does make perfect. i’ll have to work to perfect it so that everyone will just think i’ve always talked this way. who needs sunglasses and a baseball cap when i can just do a southern drawl and through everyone off? i can’t quite do that one yet but i think that one might be my next endeavor, might have to ask margot for some help with that one though.

the devil all the time trailer just came out yesterday and i need to know, should i wear the sheriff outfit at all times and speak in a southern drawl? i think i could make it work, although my accent might be a little bit choppy. it’d be the easiest one out of everything i’ve been in that’s for sure. or alternatively - what other accent should i try out? i think i’m on a roll. @hchqstarters​

i’m afraid i’ve got no real tips for you on that front, can’t really say i have that much experience with that. my biggest recommendation for you would be to not drop the kid but then again, that one feels more like common knowledge. 

trust me, i wouldn’t dream on giving you any of my illness. i really think i must’ve just eaten something that was a little off at the festival but i’m going to stick with my suspicion. you know though, the only person who i did piss off could have been you with the ice cream mishap. how do i know you didn’t do it and are covering it up? but even if it was a coverup, it’s a good one. but how could i not love something that was a gift from you?