take it sleazy

The problem with casual sex is like well you’re the first and only person who’s ever seen and been inside of my hole and I don’t trust another living soul to see me that vulnerable ever in my life. Maybe if we cut out the after sex cock warming it’d be less of a thing but I’d rather die. I’d rather die.

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts