i self on my ship until it yeah

your f/o tells you to close your eyes and open your hand ! what useless trinket do they give you ?

daily reminder your f/o loves you and adores you!! this is a safe space!

Leaving to get groceries? They'll stand so close behind you throughout the whole trip that they are practically breathing down your neck. Going out with friends or family? Fine, they'll spare you the embarrassment of having an overprotective guard dog of a partner in front of the people you like. However, they will absolutely blow up your phone every few minutes to make sure no disasters have happened yet. Going on a date with them? Lovely! They adore every second of it, but they still sneak a bite or two from your food to do a "poison test" (Yes, it's also an excuse to steal a bite, but the last thing your f/o wants is for their love to get sick! It's only half-joking).

egg levi who insists that she's not trans but one of her favourite games is Celeste

i genuinely don't think that she would realise for a while

it would start off small, with her getting jealous of other girls for being so pretty and getting to wear dresses and such

and like, because of asmo she wouldn't think that men can't, but her internalised shame would mean she wouldn't mention it to anyone

because getting jealous over other girls experiencing being a woman is very cis male behaviour, of course

but over time it would just completely snowball into this massive thing

asmo definitely helped her figure it out a little bit

levi knows what trans people are, she's chronically online, it would be insane to say she didnt

but asmo helped her realise that she can experiment with her appearance, especially when it comes to clothes, which I think started her realisation

head empty no thoughts just the thought of egg levi trying on a dress for the first time and completely breaking down

she's so pretty <3

and when she figures it out the brothers are so supportive 💞

she's their sister and they wouldn't trade her for the world

also, as a side note, t4t mc and levi would be so powerful - the crazy human and their moe demon girlfriend <3<3<3

- You started out as a bet/challenge to see if I could successfully wrangle the infamous Problem Child but oh whoops I got attached!

- You are my kind, bright-eyed protegé who would never do so much as rip a tag off a mattress. anyway I am going to acquaint you with Criminal Activity

- I showed you genuine kindness and it was maybe the first time you’d ever experienced it and accidentally ended up becoming more of a parent to you than your “real” blood family ever was. Uh. Do you want to play catch in the park or

- I will gladly take any punishment meant for you. I would go to the ends of the earth to protect you, even if it meant I had to die in the process. I would do it a thousand times over, and I wouldn’t regret any of it.

- I taught you how to fight, and now through some circumstance or another, I’m forced to engage you in life-or-death combat without holding back.

- I put you through training from hell to make you the person you are today, for “your own good”, and now you’ve realized that you can hit back. And you can hit hard.

- I have made you into something greater than yourself - but you are changing from how I have designed you, and this is something I cannot allow.

- I taught you everything you know, and it was the greatest mistake I’ve ever made.

Temminck’s Lark.