Crossroads & Hamburgers

me trying to sound employable: i love effort…. and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

current emotions

being a funnyman is so hard. every day. every day beautiful men come to my house and beg me to fuck them  because im a funnyman. “please, clown, fuck us” they say. and i have to say no. because i hate gay people

That bitch MAD AF 😂

How the fuck you going to have a “whites only” anything in Africa

Because colonizers are delusional mothafuckas

He look like he know he about to catch a beat down but fuck it cause this shit ain’t right.

1986

notice how they made the photo black and white to make it look old and try glossing over the fact that this was a single generation ago

The people in this photo are probably still alive and in the work force

apartheid ended in the 1990’s. it ended within the same year that the lion king in the US.

“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

whats it do?

makes the clothes wetter

That is weird

Yeah, how dare someone work for an amount of money they agreed to in advance?

as your doctor i advise u to eat some pussy and quit worryin about it

I feel like our current timeline is proof that time travel exists, because only people going back over and over to fix a mistake could have resulted in whatever the fuck is happening right now