"how are you?" keeping lists folding laundry (one spoon away from setting the ends of my hair on fire) you know how it is

keeping tidy with my radio show (lying)

people are baby-ifying ryland grace as if he was not in grad school. as if he is not actively a middle school teacher. he's a freak.

i cant put the oh hellos on in the background of anything because i will end up doing nothing but listening

the worst day of my Annual 3-Day Illness just had to fall on the day of my worst exam. it couldn't have picked any other day? really??

it is crazy to me that people think we can do literally anything on our own. we were not made to be totally self-sufficient. isolation and exile were punishments for a reason. quit acting like any of this is supposed to be done alone and go make some friends.

sometimes you achieve the cozy atmosphere your 10-year-old self could only dream of. and then you cry.