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i want whatever doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus had in that kpop stan twitter au

I want to go to my grave not knowing what this post is about

i just predicted and then immediately fulfilled the prophesy of running into a shiny pokémon in this one single random encounter. i am unto a god

The other day I saw a murkrow pop up on Pokemon Go and I was like ‘I’ve caught a bajillion Murkrow but there’s always the chance this one is shiny even if it probably isnt’ AND IT WAS.

this post is now a shiny charm. likes charge reblogs cast

i highly doubt anyone has a screenshot of this but please if you happen to have a pic of the tweet of the guy’s package on the roof and the caption says “Are you cunts fucking bent? @auspost” please please please reach out