can’t even reblog cock and balls at 8am anymore what is this place

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

"looking respectfully" i need you to look at me like you're fantasizing about cumming on my face actually

what? are you gonna cum already? aw you can’t hold it, huh? did someone get a little too desperate and now all they can think about is being able to cum? aww aren’t you cute… hold it… i don’t care if you don’t think you can, hold. it.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved