symphonie spatiale

im broke? no you misheard me! i’m baroque! i’m extravagant

broke financially but baroque emotionally

I found a body in the woods and reported it to the police, only to find the same man alive and well in those same woods later. I tell him, “They found your body!” and he laughs. “No they haven’t,” he says. Then he pats a big bag hanging from a tree. “It’s right in here!” 

Tumblr’s new thing of not including the op’s url when something’s reblogged directly from the source is going to one day give me a heart attack

you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan

enjoy profusely

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

@sseneke

Trump

Touché