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I feel like Sebastian would get along well with somebody like that :)

●☆○°☆ The Farmer’s cousin’s coming to stay in the Valley and Sebastian’s totally taken with their tattoos☆°○☆●

Paring : {Sebastian x tattoo artist!Reader}

Wordcount : [2761]

Tags : (REQUEST!, Stranger to friends to “lovers,” “slowburn”)

Warnings : *Reader is not Farmer, Reader has tattoos, cursing, smoking*

Sebastian couldn't tear his eyes away from your tattooed biceps, sweat steadily dripping down your arms as you tugged at a parsnip firmly anchored in the dirt. There was talk among the town that the farmer had a relative staying with her, but you were far from what he expected. You didn't look like the tightly-wound corporate burnout your cousin was, but you were a similar fish out of water. He noticed your lack of proper posture and technique he's seen the Farmer display so many times before. But, he could only criticize your inexperience for so long before resuming his journey along your sleeves.

Before he could finish tracing over the canvas of your upper body, you launched up and fell flat on your ass with a parsnip in hand. He sputtered a laugh before quickly covering his mouth and looking away as you snapped your gaze to him. He fit the description you'd been given by your cousin; tall, dark (but only in fashion sense), and a little handsome. 

“Great first impression, huh?” You ease yourself off the ground, dropping the parsnip into a collecting basket, and pull off your gloves to give him a handshake.

●☆○°☆ How the Bachelors are as Fathers ☆°○☆●

|| Paring : {Elliott, Sam, Sebastian x reader}

|| Wordcount : [852]

|| Tags : (Fluff, slight Angst, Headcannons, Established Relationship)

|| Warnings : *Spoilers for Sam’s 14-heart event*

Elliott

Develops an entire children’s library in the nursery, might try to name your kid after a character from a novel he likes

Starts drafting children’s books with your kid as the main character; incredibly proud if your kid wants his stories read at bedtime

Teaches them to read at the speed of light, that kid’s AR levels are through the roof, might self-assign summer reading once they’re in school

That kid has incredible English and writing grades, Elliot probably gets tricked into editing papers when he gets frustrated with revision and might cause a call home about potential plagiarism (why is this 2nd grader using words like “robust” and “forlorn?”)

#1 hair braider, would love a little girl to doll up and practice different hairstyles, very willing to be dolled up for tea parties

Extremely sentimental and marks every single milestone, has too many photo albums, celebrates every graduation, cried uncontrollably when your kid took their first steps

Is definitely the type of parent to leave handwritten notes in you kid’s lunchbox

Wants a large family because he spent so much time isolated and pretty lonely before you moved to the valley, doesn’t pressure you but drops a lot of hints that he wants more than 1 kid

Takes your kids to the beach, will play mermaids, will ask you to play mermaids with them 

Beach day ends in campfire stories around the pit outside his old cabin, maybe “camping” in the cabin 

Likes to play piano for your kids, very proud if they developed musical interests

Literally over the moon if your kid is a bookworm/writer, will not stop recommending authors and series or asking to read their latest works- very supportive

Sam

Resident “cool dad” 

Super lax but strict when is counts, big brother-ing heavily influences his parenting style in a “don’t tell ‘mom’” way, meaning he’ll let them get away with a lot as long as they don’t go telling on him

You’ll have to parent for 2 in the beginning cause Sam’s not used to so much responsibility but he’ll catch on pretty quickly, proud of himself when he starts taking the “dad” role seriously

Vincent was super excited and was one of the first people who got to hold the baby, brags to Jas that he’s got lots of responsibilities as a new uncle

Sam probably likes showing off on the half-pipe and teaches your kid how to skate, very proud if he you guys raise a sk8ter like him

Styles you kid’s hair if they ask, then you’ll have 2 super saiyans around the farm with hair full of rock-hard hair gel

When he got his kid's show gig he ran a lot of drafts through Vincent and your kid, both were super excited seeing him on TV, both bragged about it for weeks and acted like superstars

Loves taking your kid to concerts, both of them decorated headphones for your kid to wear, definitely headbangs to the mildest children's songs to make your kid laugh

Very proud band parent if your kid decides to do band (would prefer band to orchestra cause he can't yell in concert halls)

Jodi is a very proud Grandma and enjoys seeing Sam so mature and responsible; her baby has a baby now

Kent is a little slow on the uptake but is still loving towards his grandkid, will attend veteran's day at your kid's school

Sebastian

Least likely to want children but really loves your kid, finds parenting as a way of healing his childhood trauma (reparents himself)

Very supportive dad and never belittles your kid's achievements or decisions, doesn't want to stifle them like he'd been

Buys motorcycle helmets for the kid even if you say no to him taking them on rides, it's the thought that counts to him

Creates family campaigns for you and your friends to try and get you kid into ttrpgs, will buy/use your kid's toys as minifigs

Would love a lil computer nerd he talk shop with, probably teaches your kid to code once they're older

Obsesses over frog-themed baby clothes and toys, likes to play leapfrog with your kid but will stop after like 2 hops cause he has a bad back from poor posture at his computer (probably makes dad noises even though he's in his early 20s)

Would rock the baby by bouncing it on his leg while he has the coffee shakes coding late at night

Aunty Maru pt.2 cause she will love this kid so much, she'll make little science experiments to teach them about chemistry and robotics

Robin LOVES the kid because Sebastian's finally out of the basement and has a family to care for; basically all she's ever wanted

Demetrius cares for the kid, might chastise Sebastian's parenting but tries to be respectful about it, also makes science experiments about ecology and takes your kid on field study trips

This kid is definitely going to be valedictorian like this is the prime environment for a little nerd

Sebastian would probably let them get a tattoo as a graduation present, might even get a matching one

●☆○°☆ How the Bachelors are as Fathers ☆°○☆● || Paring : {Alex, Harvey, Shane x reader} || Wordcount : [918] || Tags : (Fluff, slight Angst, Headcannons, Established Relationship) || Warnings : *Diets & Food, Sobriety & Relapsing in Shane’s section*

Alex

Enrolls your child in every available physical extra-curricular, specifically gridball 

Probably asked Haley to take baby pics with your kid holding a gridball or draped in his varsity jacket 

Basically wants to create a mini-Alex to fulfill his dreams (will most likely have some difficulty accepting his kid might not share his passion for gridball or sports in general)

If your kid isn’t physically gifted or doesn’t have an inclination toward physical activity, he’ll go out of his way to ensure they get at least an hour of outdoors time and is more likely to care about their grades 

If your kid is as enthusiastic about sports as him, he’s over the moon, I’m talking coaching all their little league games, training them at home, basically becoming your kid’s #1 fan

Occasionally asks Haley to babysit if you two want a date night or just a break from the kid, it takes a lot of convincing / payment and most likely ends in something broken  

Tries to educate himself alongside your kid as they grow up and enter high school, if your kid is in AP or honors classes good luck because the most he can confidently help with is Phys. Ed. or Health & Nutrition

He’s extremely thankful if your kid is born/adopted before his grandparents pass and frequently visits them with child in tow (Evelyn sneaks your kid cookies and teaches them her botany skills, George is giving them non-stop lessons and criticizing your kid’s TV shows- lovingly)

Monitors your child’s nutrition and keeps junk food/sugar to a minimum in the house (unless it’s a special occasion like a birthday or other holidays)

Makes a conscious effort to love and support your child no matter their life path, the last thing he ever wants is to do is treat your child how he was treated as a kid

Harvey

Most likely read several parenting guides before your child was born/adopted, possibly owned a few before the topic of children was even brought up

He isn’t as fussy as you’d think about your kid’s activities, as long as they slap on some sunscreen and hydrate properly he lets them run around to their heart’s content (light scolding if they injure themselves)

Monitors your child’s nutrition and eating habits, makes sure they receive their daily vitamins and minerals with a healthy diet

Teaches your kid the importance of mental health and wellness, encourages lots of open communication

Your kid will rarely struggle in the sciences or geography, Harvey is happy to tutor your kid and finds the process of teaching to be a great bonding experience (also really enjoys the awed expression your kid makes at his knowledge)

He might ask Maru to keep an eye on your kid when you’re both busy and it’s either really awkward or she becomes “Aunty Maru,” if your kid is a little nerd then good luck keeping them away from the clinic on her scheduled days because they’re going to geek out 

(Your kid is probably going to be valedictorian with all this brainpower surrounding them) 

If your kid ever showed interest in planes or aeronautics, he is immediately showing them how to work his radio, teaching them aviator lingo, and describing the make and model of all his planes- probably buys a new set to build with your kid

Imagine you two swaying to the jazz Harvey put on and your kid is tugging at your legs asking to dance too, he probably puts them on top of his feet or lifts them up and wraps them around his torso taking their tiny hand like they’re waltzing 

Shane

He is definitely fighting to name your kid child “Charlie” or something chicken-related like “Henrietta”

Makes the corniest dad jokes known to man, your kid is probably eye-rolling 50% of the time they’re with him

If your kid is into sports, specifically gridball, Shane is deeply invested in their team and them as a player (those varsity days may be over but your kid’s days are just beginning)

Encourages your kid to do well in school, he doesn’t want them working a  Joja job like him because Yoba knows how much he hated working at the store

Teaches your kid how important it is to respect the farm animals and how to properly retrieve chicken eggs, it wouldn’t take a lot of begging if your kid wanted their own chicken- it’d make Shane really proud to know his kids loves the birds as much as he does

May or may not tell Jas and your kid where to find all the eggs for the egg hunt

Jas takes a lot of pride in being the older cousin and practically puffs her chest out every time she mentions it, she’s actually really helpful with calming down the fussy baby or entertaining them (Vincent is an honorary cousin and he’s the “cooler” of the two, meaning he’s not trying to teach your kid anything except how cool bugs are)

Your kid probably won’t touch a vegetable unless you serve it to them or it comes in the form of frozen convenience food so take charge with meal time unless you don’t mind another pizza and pepper popper-lover in the house

He might start drinking again if the stress of parenting gets to him but he recognizes that relapsing would be bad for the kid and him, help him out and keep him honest because the last thing he wants to do is hurt his family

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{Various}

SDV Bachelors + Fatherhood >--(((°< {Alex, Harvey, Shane} (Angelfish, Flounder, Koi Fish) PT. 1

SDV Bachelors + Fatherhood >--(((°< {Elliot, Sam, Sebastian} (Angelfish, Flounder, Koi Fish) PT.2

{Sebastian}

“I’m In Love With You, Idiot.” >--(((°< (Angelfish, Betta Fish)

“Sick Tattoos” >--(((°< (Angelfish, Whale)

Pairing : {Sebastian x Reader} Word Count : [549] Tags : (Fluff, Bulleted Oneshot, Friends to Lovers) Warnings : *Smoking, Cursing*

“I love you, {Y/N}.”

He sheepishly smiled at you, then turned to take his cigarette out of his mouth while slowly exhaling the smoke into the sky

“You remember when I was being an asshole and was like, ‘oh, of all the places to live, you chose here?' I’m so fucking happy you moved here. Y'know, I was considering packing up and hauling ass to Zuzu. 

Another drag and exhale

Now I, can't see myself anywhere without you."

Taken aback, you felt a rush of heat to your face, finding it difficult to meet his expectant gaze. You flickered between nearby bubbling fish and the eyes of the man who’d just confessed to you

Heart pounding and anxiety simmering, you shoved down the hope of this being romantic and took it as friendly in context

"Aw, thanks, dude! I, uh, love you too!"

You emphasized the casualty of your confession by lightly elbowing him in the arm, throwing him ever so off balance

Sebastian's expression was nothing short of incredulous

He flicked down his cigarette with a huff, grinding the toe of his chucks to stifle the remaining ember. The tension in his shoulders set and released before he turned towards you 

He didn't spend weeks building confidence and planning that mini speech for you to be dense 

He tucked one hand into his hoodie and intertwined the other with yours, pulling you closer. The moonlight reflecting off the lake illuminated his side profile, and you could see how flushed his face was

“Not like that, {Y/N}. I mean- obviously like that, but that isn’t what I meant.”

He did a full body rotation, taking both your hands in his own: you could feel how sweaty they were, but obviously you weren't going to comment on it

Sebastian inhaled two deep breaths, eyes glued to his feet while internally reassuring himself that he could, in fact, do this. After that calming ritual, he lifted his gaze to peek at you under his eyelashes and tilted his head

“I’m in love with you, idiot.”  

If you thought you were warm before, it felt like he’d taken his lighter and set you on fire. You couldn’t fight back the smile erupting on your face. Still not meeting his eyes, you tugged him into a bone-crushing embrace. 

He almost choked from the intensity

“Urmf, hey, is this reciprocal or a consolation?”

You finally looked at his face, noticing how scared he looked. Face flushed, eyebrows furrowed, eyes so incredibly vulnerable: he’d braced for rejection but was still visibly grasping at the hope you’d just say. something. 

That felt impossible when your mind was going a mile a minute

You cupped his cheeks, his hands immediately shooting to your wrists in reflex. His eyes flickered between your eyes and your lips, shutting them as you placed a feather-light kiss to the corner of his mouth

Off-center as it may be, he received it with open arms, hands sliding down your forearms and hovering above your waist as he chased your lips

Seconds passed and the two of you separated mere inches from each other

Sebastian seemed dazed, eyes crossing your face at a snail’s pace and you lazily smiled at his love-struck expression 

“I’m in love with you too, emo boy.”

Pairing(s) :{Childe x Reader}

Word Count : [148]

Tags : (Angst-ish w/ a Happy Ending, Oneshot)

Warnings : *Childe Story Spoilers, use of Childe’s Real Name, Repost*

His eyes were chilled as his snow-blanketed homeland and sharp as the daggers of hydro he wielded. You liked to imagine what it'd be like to venture through those depths of ocean blue affixed to his pale face. Perhaps, under those storming waters, you'd find the remains of genuine innocence. Splayed against rocks along the shore, you might find the sea-mangled corpse of child Ajax. Of course, tales of his hellish time spent in the Abyss was a well-guarded secret from even you. He wondered if he was capable of such vulnerability. As such, he could never bring himself to explain to you that he was afraid of the dark. Childe's nights are spent embracing you, borderline clutching at your frame. He could almost swear he saw those same Abyssal horrors swirling in the voracious darkness of your bedroom. In the refuge of your warmth, he found respite.

Pairing(s) :{Kaeya x Reader}

Word Count : [369]

Tags : (Fluff, Oneshot)

Warnings : *Cursing, Alcohol*

Author’s Note : “Happy New Year!”

Kaeya breached the threshold of sobriety, the scent of ‘Death After Noon’ lingering on his breath. Thankfully, he's responsive enough to be easily guided away from his barstool and away from the headache-inducing crowd. Your hand slid against his lower back, and his arm was slung across your shoulder. Enough late nights have trained you to support the Cavalry Captain's weight.

"Aw c'mon darling, the party 'sjust gettin’ started..."

You ignore the man's protests, both of you ambling up cobblestone stairs and seating yourselves on the lip of Mondstadt's fountain. The town square was significantly less congested and didn't make you gag on the scent of boozy sweat.

"I couldn't stand another minute in that tavern, and I'm not going to be dragging your unconscious-ass home. Hopefully the cold air'll sober you up."

Perching his chin atop your shoulder, he sighed spine-straightening hot air against your neck, "Your cold attitude ‘senough to keep me sober as a judge, heh."

You pinched his cheek in faux annoyance at his pert attitude, giggling at his exaggerated 'ouch!'. You noticed citizens beginning to gather outside Cat's Tail, wielding mugs and glasses overflowing with the same alcohol you'd escaped earlier.

Kaeya rose from your shoulder, scanning the assembling crowd, "Mus’ be nearing midnight..."

He held your waist and cupped your head against his chest, embracing you with a surprising amount of strength. You faced Kaeya with a hand delicate against his pectoral and an incredulous expression. His face read with drunken delight, no matter the level of sobriety, he was a tease.

“You’re cute when you’re flustered, darling.”

The sounds of a minute-long countdown began to ring out into the air.

He tucks stray hairs behind your ear, “’s sad to say I might not remember this in ‘ts entirety, but I must seize the moment before ‘sgone.” He traced a finger along your jaw and grasped your chin between his pointer and thumb.

“Kaeya what’re you sa-”

“Please, let me kiss you.” At that point, all you can do is nod, as a chorus rang out in

3,

2,

1,

Albeit lacking his typical poise: opting for somewhat hasty thirst, neither of you would trade that new years kiss for the world.