let's start from zero

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

best thing a male character can do is be dog-coded. second best thing a male character can do is sob hysterically

third best thing a male character can do is be a little gay about his best friend

I think if I do nothing else on this earth than make people feel a little more loved in a time where they felt alone then ive served my purpose well

life is so beautiful. there’s literally bread and butter

I knew it. My car sleeps >:-)

sending my most loyal knight on increasingly dangerous missions because i want to see him crawling back bleeding out within an inch of his life or see him get possessed by the cursed blade as his morals start to crumble as he grows more bloodthirsty and ruthless but it turns out he's too good at his job so he just returns perfectly fine every time. what's even the fucking point