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tag yourself I’m Sprinkles

yup

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

Icarus’ wings should not have melted as the air actually gets cooler the higher you get, but the Greeks wouldn’t not have had any way of knowing that.

he flew next to the sun you dumb ass reddit cuck the sun’s hot, idiot

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

i once saw a video of a guy who could control that weird unnecessary function w freaky accuracy & he could put out birthday candles w it

W H A T why can’t I do that now I’m mad

@akkator006