dj alfred partyrock anthem

wow this platform has made itself completely impossible to use hasnt it! the guywife account [& my old one post-truth] are both shot bc of my original content so [bc i really never learn, do i] im gonna make myself another just 2 lurk & reblog & check in abt stuff w non-offending text posts. i dont know if it’s worth trying 2 let u all know what it is or whatever do ppl like still care abt staying mutuals & all that?? the internet fucking sucks & ive been tryin 2 stay more IRL recently but ive been showing my ass on t*mblr for almost a decade & im not abt 2 leave 4 Good just yet sooo.. stay tuned i suppose

new haunt over @ @velveteenrabbithole 🌹🐇

once i connect the new account up 2 my sideblogs im gonna log outta here 4 good probably

ahhh...ok! bye!!

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of “run-on sentences” by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite

run-on sentences are adhd culture

anytime i hear someone use the term “man cave” i feel my body sag as it craves death

its not any better than boy pussy tbh

may or may not be misinformed on what a man cave is

New year, new me!!!!!! *Burns off finger prints*

My default setting is assuming people don’t want to talk to me