Desi Alien

Everything about miss spinebreaker 101 is odd to me.

I haven't checked miss Vishakha's DNI list, but if she is refusing to talk to any 'islamists' then it doesn't seem like she's very neutral lol

you've managed to turn “vishakha has a din i don't like” into a six-part conspiracy theory about my religion, my ancestry, my hypothetical boyfriend, my politics, and apparently my entire moral character.

why is every hindu who disagrees with these people automatically muslim 😭 could i at least be christian for variety. atheist. buddhist. a random guy from mars. literally ANYTHING.

“she criticizes sanatan”

okay? and?

“hmm. suspicious. muslim.”

LMFAOOOOO

imagine your worldview getting mogged by one girl with a tumblr account and instead of defending your argument you immediately start checking her ancestry like COMMUNAL CSI: WHO INFILTRATED THE HINDUS

“maybe she's pretending to be hindu” “maybe she's half mulli” “maybe muslim boyfriend”

BRO JUST SAY YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING REBUTTAL 😭

the logic is genuinely so cooked. if someone outside the group criticizes you, they're an outsider. if someone inside the group criticizes you, they're ALSO an outsider, because obviously a REAL hindu would agree with you.

so who exactly is allowed to disagree with you. fucking nobody???

“our greatest enemy is other hindus” proceeds to call every hindu who disagrees with them secretly muslim

tomato tomato 😭

at some point you have to realize that “this person disagrees with me” is not evidence of an infiltration plot. sometimes someone just thinks your take is fucking stupid.

and the pearl clutching is crazy too. imagine having your entire ideological framework threatened by a teenager saying “nah i don't agree” and going OH GOD THE MUSLIMS HAVE INFILTRATED THE HINDUS

girl stand up 😭

also, the sudden concern about “respectful language” after your replies descended into conspiracy theories was fucking hilarious.

you're a person standing in the smoking crater of your own comment section going “guys let's be civil 🤓”, we know your lot loves abusing women. take it to ur dms.

😭 girl what were you about to say before you remembered the comment section has witnesses. “respectful language gets us far” is such a funny little save when your own replies were already getting increasingly unhinged. like were you two seconds away from saying something you knew you’d have to walk back or why are we suddenly doing damage control 😭

and honestly, if your grand intellectual contribution is “maybe she has a Muslim boyfriend,” you should probably retire from investigative journalism permanently.

i genuinely couldn't have written a better demonstration of why i blocked you if I tried, you are so annoying sweets.

you wanted to make me look suspicious and instead managed to make yourselves look completely fucking obsessed.

just embarrassingly preoccupied.

anyway, good luck solving the vishakha ancestry mystery.

You can't, because I didn't say that.

In fact, told the other commentator to keep it respectful and that you don't have to talk about any religion for that matter.

Don't twist words, you can do better than that, miss.

"Damage control" that's exactly what educated people do, stop the disrespect because that isn't how you win arguments, that's what I did.

I never called you a Muslim, you don't need to be one to be wrong or disrespectful.

I have nothing against any religion, if they can question sanatan, I can question islam—it's as simple as that.

Why should I care what god you pray to? None of my business.

I will speak against you if you disrespect my country, religion or beliefs—what else do you expect me to do? Sit and take it like a good girl? No thanks.

Also, supporting middle school bullying is next level immature, miss vishakha.

How did you come to the conclusion that I am anti women and that I'm ready to burn one?

Anyways, young blood is hot, I understand, me too, sis.

The "extremist man" had some good points on a few posts, doesn't mean I support every word that slips out of his lips.

I sympathise with you on receiving such crude language, I myself have told him respectful language takes us far.

Me agreeing with his opinions does not mean I agree with his entire existence.

With all due respect, leave, then.

Hate political parties as much as you want, that's your democratic right. But speaking of India with such filth in your mouth — shame on you.

Don't disrespect my country behind a cowardly screen.

tere baap ka desh hai kya behen????

“these people don't deserve the indian identity” who tf are you, citizenship ka HR department 😭

“don't disrespect my country behind a screen” TU BHI SCREEN KE PEECHE HAI CHACHI. kya karegi, mera WiFi deport karegi??

imagine being this patriotically insecure that a tumblr post triggers your internal border patrol.

You must not know that since you don't resonate with that identity.

Hindi mei ek kahavat hai

"jis thaali me khaana usi mei ched"

If you disrespect the country that has given you your everything then yes, you don't deserve its identity, its legacy, its name.

What else did you expect me to do? People who comment this stuff are behind screens 24/7, the only way to argue with them is via screens 😉

It's not being "patriotically insecure". If I abused your mother would you stand and watch or will you be called "maternally insecure" on speaking against it?

India is my mother, I will defend her wherever I can, whenever I can.

Everything about miss spinebreaker 101 is odd to me.

I haven't checked miss Vishakha's DNI list, but if she is refusing to talk to any 'islamists' then it doesn't seem like she's very neutral lol

you've managed to turn “vishakha has a din i don't like” into a six-part conspiracy theory about my religion, my ancestry, my hypothetical boyfriend, my politics, and apparently my entire moral character.

why is every hindu who disagrees with these people automatically muslim 😭 could i at least be christian for variety. atheist. buddhist. a random guy from mars. literally ANYTHING.

“she criticizes sanatan”

okay? and?

“hmm. suspicious. muslim.”

LMFAOOOOO

imagine your worldview getting mogged by one girl with a tumblr account and instead of defending your argument you immediately start checking her ancestry like COMMUNAL CSI: WHO INFILTRATED THE HINDUS

“maybe she's pretending to be hindu” “maybe she's half mulli” “maybe muslim boyfriend”

BRO JUST SAY YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING REBUTTAL 😭

the logic is genuinely so cooked. if someone outside the group criticizes you, they're an outsider. if someone inside the group criticizes you, they're ALSO an outsider, because obviously a REAL hindu would agree with you.

so who exactly is allowed to disagree with you. fucking nobody???

“our greatest enemy is other hindus” proceeds to call every hindu who disagrees with them secretly muslim

tomato tomato 😭

at some point you have to realize that “this person disagrees with me” is not evidence of an infiltration plot. sometimes someone just thinks your take is fucking stupid.

and the pearl clutching is crazy too. imagine having your entire ideological framework threatened by a teenager saying “nah i don't agree” and going OH GOD THE MUSLIMS HAVE INFILTRATED THE HINDUS

girl stand up 😭

also, the sudden concern about “respectful language” after your replies descended into conspiracy theories was fucking hilarious.

you're a person standing in the smoking crater of your own comment section going “guys let's be civil 🤓”, we know your lot loves abusing women. take it to ur dms.

😭 girl what were you about to say before you remembered the comment section has witnesses. “respectful language gets us far” is such a funny little save when your own replies were already getting increasingly unhinged. like were you two seconds away from saying something you knew you’d have to walk back or why are we suddenly doing damage control 😭

and honestly, if your grand intellectual contribution is “maybe she has a Muslim boyfriend,” you should probably retire from investigative journalism permanently.

i genuinely couldn't have written a better demonstration of why i blocked you if I tried, you are so annoying sweets.

you wanted to make me look suspicious and instead managed to make yourselves look completely fucking obsessed.

just embarrassingly preoccupied.

anyway, good luck solving the vishakha ancestry mystery.

You can't, because I didn't say that.

In fact, told the other commentator to keep it respectful and that you don't have to talk about any religion for that matter.

Don't twist words, you can do better than that, miss.

"Damage control" that's exactly what educated people do, stop the disrespect because that isn't how you win arguments, that's what I did.

I never called you a Muslim, you don't need to be one to be wrong or disrespectful.

I have nothing against any religion, if they can question sanatan, I can question islam—it's as simple as that.

Why should I care what god you pray to? None of my business.

I will speak against you if you disrespect my country, religion or beliefs—what else do you expect me to do? Sit and take it like a good girl? No thanks.

Also, supporting middle school bullying is next level immature, miss vishakha.

With all due respect, leave, then.

Hate political parties as much as you want, that's your democratic right. But speaking of India with such filth in your mouth — shame on you.

Don't disrespect my country behind a cowardly screen.

Respect Sanatan = Sanghi.

Support the Army = Warmonger.

Stand with the government = Andhbhakt.

But mock India = Progressive.

Abuse Hinduism = Liberal.

Defend only other faiths = Secular.

Justify violence = Intellectual.