**Watching tv**
Character in movie: *gets decapitated on screen*
Me: oh shit, well that happened
Dog in movie: *gets a small thorn stuck in its paw and it starts limping*
Me, crying: OH YOU POOR BABY!!!! YOU SWEET LITTLE THING!!!!!! WHO HURT YOU??? I WILL GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH AND MURDER WHOMEVER DID THIS TO YOU!!!!!!











