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save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

anyaustin is an experiment to see if a guy could develop a sense of wonder and appreciation for the world around him without ever going outside

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'