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brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

aymmichurros

[enters my own room] damn bitch you live like this?

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Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

highkeysame

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

rainbowcolouredshoes

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.

andthebluestblue

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

laughingsquid

Screen Pod, A Personal Pop-Up Screen Tent That Provides Shade and Protects You From Insects

schwerergustav

Belligerent soccer moms will be confined in the Shame Pod

connoraustin

mom: why dont you ever go outside?

me: DA BUGS!! DA BUGS MA!!! !!

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ironinkpen

my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”

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me in the UK

me: where can i get a good hamburger brit: oi mate u cannae get a blo’y right bleed innit bruv sik ya well lad me: please i’m so hungry

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