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Okay, while White being the first to die is unbelievably hilarious, imagine a world where they didn't. In fact, what if White purposely crashed the ship? What if it's all according to the big corpo MIRA's plan.

In fact, I imagine White and Green clashing quite a bit intially. Being the certified capitalist they are, White's goals align most with what is the corporate status quo. And, no matter how much Green may complain about it, killing Crewmates so early into an already delayed trip is counterintuitive. Plus, it would inconvenience White, which is of course a crime within itself.

But, as their favorite future wage slave, White will gladly give Green all the heads up they need.

Alas, even billionaires have to put in a bit of effort sometimes.