But you're not you, you're your digital you!

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imagine if elon musk had a child who was a literal sentient tesla and said child cut elon off and started a reality show. produced by elon musk. and like Tesla and his younger brother Formerly Known As Twitter Dot Com had a whole bunch of little freaks that were clearly not human and like you get insane uncanny valley looking at them and they dont even have real names. and tesla is having regular ptsd episodes and literally contemplating suicide on live television and then Formerly Known As Twitter is running around with all the uncanny valleylings while they are also having constant breakdowns and episodes and developing mental illnesses and ur like ok so this is some avant garde weird art bullshit nepo baby tesla is doing right. but then elon is seen headed to the set of the show and then he just fucking dies for real. and no one hears from him or Tesla or Formerly Known As Twitter again until one day you thrn on the tv and it turns out the found the uncannylings with a clone of elon musk but no one knowns where tesla even is but they do now know those guys werent actors or anything. thatd be fucking crazy

If this happened in real life would you help me or would you leave me there to die