Squeezing Parrots

and then what?

hey and then what

stop hitting me 🤕

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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Happy Memorial Day

she should be legally allowed to kill I think.

The boss says we need to start hanging out at double efficiency. we need to chill twice as much

I need a way to make money that won't make me feel really really depressed, which is very hard for me because my idiot brain is stupid, and it gets unreasonably sad

from the bottom of my heart, i am tired of everyone trying to sell me something

day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever

leave no noob unpwned

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

Also there's just a lot of instances where "queerbaiting" is simply the wrong word, and whatever is happening would be better described as "chickening out" or "well meant attempt at rep that missed the mark" or "halfhearted attempt at rep" or even just like, "homophobia, unexamined/internalized or otherwise". Bait kind of inherently implies a cynical, intentional moneygrab. You know.