imagine if werewolf knots were square
Blocked. Have a rancid day.
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imagine if werewolf knots were square
Blocked. Have a rancid day.

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THE DOCTOR IS OUT
cmon child safety lid you know it's me
dashboard is like a pond sometimes
lots of silly gooses
they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

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not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but iâm pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil
i told my friendâs dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
âi think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexualâ
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
Fuck his dad
The cum tanks by e-girl street. Yeah you can't miss them.
you just turn 18. youâve been in a discord server for a while. youâre finally allowed to join the NSFW channel. you open the channel. itâs only them posting about OSHA violations at their workplaces and how theyâre going to unionise.

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whatâs new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look
Itâs fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, youâll get it)
hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god
tom jones fucked all of our moms
Two weeks ago, my sister and I went out for breakfast at a popular cafe near her place. Enyaâs âOnly Timeâ started playing halfway through our homefries, and was still droning right along as I ate my last bite of potato. Squinting, I looked up at the ceiling, looked at my sister, and said:
âEither someoneâs playing âOnly Timeâ back-to-back, or âOnly Timeâ is a lot longer than I remember.â
Her eyes went huge. We lingered over our tea (a thing we normally wouldnât do in a crowded eatery, but we had a mystery to solve) and soon confirmed that, yes, somebody was looping Enya. No one else in the cafe seemed to have caught on, but we were some of the younger people present anyway. The staff were all going about their business. Nobody was looking around with fearful millennial knowingness but us. By the sixth-ish repetition, we were in silent hysterics, biting our fists, whispering âGODDAMMITâ to each other, drawing weird glances from adjacent tables.
My sister got up to use the bathroom. Left alone with the seventh repetition of âOnly Timeâ, I left my stuff at our table, got back in line, and ordered a pastry to go. As the barista rang me up, I said:
âHey, sorry, weird question, but I have to know. Are you guys pulling a Salt and Pepper Diner right now?â
Her face transitioned from âpolite customer service maskâ to âsly but delightedâ in .2 seconds. âWeâve been waiting to see if anybody would notice. Nobodyâs been reacting at all!â
âIs there a prize for being the first?â I promise I was joking, but she lit up and said,
âYes, oh my god! Do you want a cookie??â
And thatâs the story of how John Mulaney won me a giant ginger-molasses cookie.Â
since the 2020 version is back on my dash here is this yearâs posterÂ
(iâm 67 apparantly)
never enough time in the day to do fuck all
couldn ât hold back >:3

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Tartaglia, Zhongli, Xiao, Alhaitham y Diluc
By Qing11502143
Grasp a handful of sand, and every grain is like a beautiful dream of gold.