the ol razzle dazzle

productive morning so far. I made eight new species of horses and one hundred Brand New mosquitoes and I set them all free

my "I'm with the boomers on this one" take is that I should not need an app to park my fucking car. increasingly when I'm out and about and need to use public parking, the only option is an app. no. no. give me a meter I can plug the loose change from the bottom of my purse into. worst comes to absolute worst give me a machine to insert my credit card which prints a receipt for the dashboard of my car (I don't like those either but at least they are on site). "to pay for parking, download our app!" why don't you download my ass

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this

one is the handsome gentlemanly princely type with long hair riding on a white horse that all the ladies fawn over, the other is the badass grim bulky type with scars and a scowl and a big ass broadsword who always aura farms in the corner of the tavern alone

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy