cringe but free

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please