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there's so much going on in this picture

according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe

its perfect!

intimidation is key

is this what achievement hunter is

[Gavin screaming]

OFF TO A GOOD START

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

why am i laughing at this

still laughing

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

*holds up dog treat* WHO’S A GOOD BOY?? WHO’S A GOOD BOY? i am. i’m a good boy. *eats dog treat*

i kept waiting for squidward to start playing clarinet or for patrick's house to open up or for spongebob to do something spongebobby but it never did

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

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