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My ultimate goal in life is to be the cool lesbian aunt with her cool gay wife

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amazing content from phillip henry
Hustlers (2019) dir. Lorene Scafaria
are you trying to be normal so people won’t know you’re traumatized and angry or are you trying to be larger-than-life so people won’t know you’re vulnerable and needy
Just got to do some woodworking for the first time in a long while, and I am once again reminded of why I enjoy my favorite type of word to work with: Purpleheart.
Why’s it called purpleheart?
Muthafuckin’ purple wood. How cool is that? It’s brown when you cut it, but due to oxidization, eventually turns to a beautiful purple color. (if you don’t seal it at this stage, it’ll eventually turn red, I believe, which is still pretty, but you buy purpleheart for purple, damnit!)
And everything you make with it turns out amazing.
Purple floors?
Nice.
Purple stairs?
Fancy.
Purple table?
Sweet.
Purple guitar?
Awesome.
Purple whatever the hell is going on here?
Epic.
It’s just such a cool wood to work with, and it’s sturdy enough to be used for just about anything. If I ever get a house, half of it might just end up being made out of purpleheart.
Anyway, that’s enough nerdery for one post. I will now return to reblogging stupid pictures and recipes.
For some reason this ancient, ancient post keeps getting notes randomly. It is now less than 40 notes away from 30,000.
*Why.*
*sobs*
it gets notes bc its fucking purple wood whats not to love?

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Maggie Rogers and Carrie Brownstein, photographed by David McClister.
there are three questions you must ask yourself every day
is it cute?
is it sexy? and
is it OSHA compliant?
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can't wait until i have a wife so i can say "i love my wife" and introduce her to people by saying "i'd like you to meet my wife" and get out of boring social engagements by saying "i have to go home to my wife" and talk about her to anyone who will listen to me because she's my wife and i adore her
“For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”
Hercules (1997) Dir. Ron Clements, John Musker.

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Of all the things this trashfire of an administration produced, the Monica Lewinsky Renaissance was admittedly one I did not expect, but I am HERE FOR IT.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER!! 😂
Halloweentown (1998), dir. Duwayne Dunham