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I want to be clear, this has nothing to do with Edward Norton's attractiveness. He's a handsome guy! But he managed to circumvent all of it for this role and I applaud him. He found that Elon Musk energy that is so essential to the character.

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

It’s only November and this is already getting notes again, you guys are really manifesting this energy early for the new year

We would like to live in Less Interesting Times please

I like my apocalypses one at a time please.

i just think it would be so sexy if the rail workers said fuck u to biden and started striking and then truckers would be like ukw slay and joined and it just was a domino effect and everyone stayed home and hung out w their neighbors and shit and everyone worth more than a mil or two killed themselves

sleep is so nice like…girl…bye

Following dracula daily but only through the tumblr memes like a secondary source historiographer

yes and yes and yes and yes and yes and yes and yes and yes and yes

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

if you need fewer than 8 hrs of sleep keep that shit to yourself. or do one better and simply lie and say that 8+ hrs of sleep is necessary for you. if you’re out here loudly bragging about ur 4 hour sleep maximum i consider you an oppressor. best case scenario is people clap for you and feel jealous. worst case scenario you signal to the capitalist dogs that we should all try to be like you. the risk is too great and the reward too little

i think tumblr is the only website where the users have to employ the scientific method to figure out how it works

Life really is about sitting on the porch

Mutuals join me on the porch I have music and tea

i love to learn. unfortunately my brain doesn’t like to remember

I can't believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he's making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.

cats will see a closed door and they will be like HELLO for the love of god HELLO and then you open it and then theyre like oh okay. bye.