thwip thwip;

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

most of the people i follow are either upset they can’t see infinity war today OR freaking out that maybe they wanna fuck venom what a time to be alive

i’m ready for june. the purest month. the friday afternoon of summer, when the world hums with possibility. when spring kisses summer on the cheek, leaves behind a trail of ferns and dew. june is packing your suitcase for a trip. june is a sprinkler in the lawn. june is goodbye and hello all at once. every day feels like the first moment after you wake up, when the dreams still stick to your skin. we wander dazed and hazy in the infant months of heat and sun. we are lovely and unafraid

fellow monster fuckers: venom has tentacles, long tongue, he eats people. he really is the whole package.

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

I’m the twink

when the bard rolls a nat 20 for seduction

@akhkaru

the prettiest nintendo console ever was the pink ds lite and theyve never topped that aesthetic and likely never will

my main goal

is to blow up

and then act like i don’t know nobody

i was about to ask “why does it smell like spaghetti in the bathroom” but you know what i’m not ready for that answer

you know how it is with spaghetti

no i don’t

what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe