Example “Cutie™”

@spvvd

“I can’t help you for whatever it is your looking for.”

pronouns may be changed to fit whatever.  some may involve violence, taunting, and/or other nsfw content.

“Goobdye”

“Angsitter like a baby sitter for angst”

“____ probably has a burn book underneath their bed”

“Even just having ____ on the freaking meme list”

“YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS STEALING MY JOKES”

“YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE”

“I would like to thank my mother for this award”

“I felt nice today and decided I would share”

“Do you understand my aesthetic at ALL or…?”

“BLACK - NO SUGAR! THAT’S WHAT A FUCKED UP COFFEE IS”

“HOLD DOWN THE FORT WHILE I FINISH WATCHING INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE AND GET SAD”

“IF YOU TAKE HIM AWAY FROM HER, I WILL FUCK YOU UP”

“BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE”

“I HAVE GONE NUMB AND FEEL NO PAIN LATELY”

“What do you mean a catapult into the sun? IS THERE A FREE SEAT?”

“I mean have you seen his thighs”

“I wanna touch the face and the booty”

“I dont cARE IT’S GOING UP HIS ASS”

“____, YOU’RE JUST REBELLING”

“YEAH SHE IS. IN MY BEDROOM.”

“I’m refusing to believe it happened ok”

“Why did i even ask”

“HE can Whip ME”

“They only NEED a few hours to destroy EVERYTHING”

“That moment when you’ve wanted to unfollow a blog for a while but you’re a chicken BUT then they unfollow you first and you just ‘now’s my chance’ ”

“Don’t need that negativity in ya life”

“There is a lesson here: Don’t date anybody. Stay lonely and with friends that love you”

“I WAS TRYING TO SHAVE MY LEGS”

“What if I kiss your face instead?”

“I can think of about three hundred ways to end you, but the only one way is to water board you until you’re begging for mercy… Then I’ll blow your brains out.”

“What time did you go to bed last night…or this morning”

“My heart has been ripped from my chest”

“I’m tryna live my life peacefully, ___… or at least my night”

“C’mon, pal, hit me.”

“Are you CRAZY? It’s too early to cry”

“It’s never too early to cry”

“Benefits of being around ___: she’s nice. and pretty. Downside: You probably gonna die”

“Someone needs to teach this kid about protection”

“Sorry. They were out of America flavor”

“I swear to God. ___ has knocked up ___ like 3 times now.”

“On a scale of one to rip your fuckin’ heart out… How sad?”

“I’m sorry. You do what?”

“I shouldn’t have made you watch Star Wars”

“Well, he didn’t get his sperm frozen for nothing”

____ _____, GET DOWN FROM THERE IMMEDIATELY”

“Credit cards buy things”

“I NEED IT IN MY LIFE”

“I’M GONNA DO IT, ____”

“I’m tall, but defenseless”

“He prayin’ to the lord for strength not to smack someone I bet”

“She prefers to choke via thighs. It’s the only way I’d like to die”

“I CAN NOT BREATHE! FUCK”

“As I look around, they don’t do it like my clique”

“Ain’t nobody fuckin’ with my clique”

“Keep that creep away from her eyes”

“You were never on top”

“Shabby stab”

“That reminded me of the Krusty Krab”

“Puppy does not want”

“You’re not a real adult ‘til you turn 21″

“I decided to play Adele and I regret it all”

“___ will give ___ more than a back rub, if you know what I mean”

“Tea sounds nice”

“That man is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. DO NOT TRUST HIM. HE IS A FUGLY SLUT"

“IT’S NOT A PHASE, ___, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM”