raccoons and their… little hands

legend has it if you say “i dont want children” three times in a mirror an old person will appear and tell you how you secretly do

i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism

Just so we’re clear: a bunch of white, male Republicans are hell bent on pushing through a rapist to the Supreme Court based solely on the fact that, once there, he’d overturn a woman’s right to choose.

as the kids say these days, fuck the government

What’s up. It’s me. Undercover boss.

not so undercover now are you. now everyone knows your identity.

You didn’t even tell me what’s up

my apologies. what’s up?

I asked you that

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*