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How would you go about making a "verb nouned" out of thingamajig?
Thinga majiged? Thingama jiged? Thing amajiged? I don't know please help
more fraud glazing but I really love how powerless it makes you feel. this is a game where you play as possibly the most sophisticated warmachine ever created, one of your main goals is to kill as stylishly and as often as possible, and “wouldn’t it be cool if you could do x” is likely the main question asked when developing new levels and weapons
and yet fraud turns that all on its head. I think a large part of that is how it works in tandem with violence—honestly fraud made me think about violence in a completely different way. this layer showcases the best of V1’s abilities—violence is what it was made for. think about how it feels to be fighting the last wave of enemies inside the earthmover while the wwr guitar riff plays. think about how it feels to kill the earthmover, watch humanity’s magnum opus, its antennas to heaven, collapse into burning rubble. honestly the entirety of 7-4 flows together so seamlessly, even though you’ve only seen the earthmovers once before and you’re momentarily shocked by how big they are you fall into rhythm very quickly because this is what v1 was (likely) meant to do
go further back. violence comes after heresy, where v1 takes down an archangel for the second time and inspires it to go on its own tirade of violence. of course you can never really talk about v1 without talking about Gabriel. gabriel’s defeat is what v1 should not have been able to do, and it makes you feel powerful. you’re dropped into violence, and you carry out the task you were made for, and it makes you feel powerful. and then you fall into fraud and it’s immediately clear that things are no longer what they seem, and you start to feel a little less confident
now the player is already used to illusions because of limbo. it’s so obvious, the speakers are right there, the walls have black bars when you walk up to them. how could a sinner ever think this was paradise? but fraud just pushes it so much further and turns up the symbolism to a point that makes you uncomfortable. the levels are genuinely disorienting. there’s twist upon twist, from the level end fakeout in 8-1 to the one at the beginning in 8-3 to later on in the level where you’re straight up just thrown into space (or at least, what hell wants you to think is space). the statues at the beginning of 8-1 are cool, and then the game just drops its interpretation of God. you see the archangel mural, and any excitement at seeing their designs is quickly replaced by dread when you see one of them clawed out. seeing v1 in the mirror is neat initially, and then you see its reflection strung up and splayed out on the ground. the deathcatchers give v1 more to kill, but without granting kills or style it feels more overwhelming than exhilarating. their only purpose is to heal, to keep v1 fighting for just a moment longer. you push up against the skybox in 8-2, and like limbo, you see through it—except, instead of revealing that you’re in an illusion, you realize you’re on the other side of the screen. seeing that huge empty theater makes you uneasy—you’re being watched, but you’re not even granted the chance to see who’s watching.
(it’s hell, of course. its biggest regret is that it does not have a body to manifest into a seat, no big grin to flash at you as you try to peer through the fourth wall.)
you progress through 8-3 and you see the flesh of king minos, and you’re immediately reminded of gabriel. you think maybe hell will replay some memory, make some crude amalgamation of him, but no, it’s one of his disciples. they ask where is Gabriel and what have you done to him and you think. shit. where is Gabriel? violence does such a good job at making you forget. immediately after heresy you’re flashbanged and brought into this beautiful maze of pure white, jumpscared by mannequins and pursued by the Minotaur. you get caught up in the horror of the mannequins’ creation, then the gutterman’s poem, the suffering of its mother, the earthmovers in the distance. you lose yourself in painting the world red. it feels good. it feels natural. even though 7-3 is somber and uncomfortable you’re given a simple task—FEED IT—and you execute it flawlessly. you forget about Gabriel.
you forget about Gabriel and the powers make you remember. honestly the last power encounter makes me so scared. WHY are you perched on top of the suicide tree. I have a vague feeling that where is Gabriel and what have you done to him may be echoed by us when treachery comes out
who’s to say hell isn’t messing with Gabriel as well? does hell want v1 to fight Gabriel? it would be too satisfying for both of them. it would make this all end too soon. what else will v1 fuel itself off of? how many sinners and machines does hell have left to throw at it? the deathcatchers can’t generate blood for v1 forever. I think v1 and Gabriel dying is the best possible outcome
what are the chances Gabriel is just dead by the time we get to him in treachery? what if hell kills him in the middle of the fight? puts them both into an infinite timeloop? keeps gabriel on a sliver of health and makes you chase him throughout the encores? think about the act’s name being godfist suicide and the theory that Gabe has the gold arm—will he kill himself with it, or rip it off of his body and give it to you to kill him? is that the only way to kill an archangel?
and then where is the missing archangel and who is it? who sculpted the deathcatchers (I mean I think it was geryon but who knows), or the Minotaur? fraud leaves you with a LOT more questions than answers considering it’s so close to the end of the game
you’re no longer in violence. you are no longer where you are meant to be, you are no longer doing what you excel best at. you are entirely wrapped around hell’s finger and there is nothing you can do about it
the world looks red/glory motif plays in 8-3 almost to lull you into a sense of familiarity, though, especially combined with the tree and power. see, look, you’re in violence again, you can do what you were made for and it will be enough. see, look, if you squint hard enough the power looks like Gabriel and he’s here to fight you one last time
8-4 ends.. scarily calmly. the channel switch at the end of the geryon fight makes it crystal clear what hell is doing to v1 if it wasn’t obvious enough already (it also reminded me a lot of the tenna fight lmao). it is leaving absolutely NO room for interpretation, it tells you exactly what is going on because it knows you have no power to change it
you’re expecting another fakeout, a second phase or boss, but there is nothing. with geryon’s terminal entry it almost makes me feel.. sad? its body is constantly failing it, it has multiple consciousnesses that can’t communicate, and it goes for mercy kills in one of the worst layers of hell to end up in
I almost wonder if hell purposely made v1 fight it for that reason? it definitely played a part as without the channel switch v1 would have kept falling forever, and it allows geryon to finally die by being impaled by a state. and when it dies it looks a LOT like a deathcatcher
and you end up in that theater. it almost feels intimate in a superficial way. Hell is allowing you backstage, giving you a false sense of control. you can come to the other side. you can see how I see you. Isn’t it lovely? you leave the theater and there is nobody to greet you, to applaud your performance, just one poster that depicts v1 in such a cutesy casual way it’s almost insulting
up until this point you are the most powerful thing. you take down your successor, your hunter, your prey. hell uses fraud to remind you that you’re not
These imposters need to commit more
Fun fact I didn't know group cannibalism was an actual mechanic when I sketched this comic

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Mosaic Xerneas has a friend now.
johto pokemon vs pokemon from new york
bonus: that phenomenon where japanese tourists visit paris and have a breakdown bc of how shit it is
I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice
yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-
did she just win.
I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!
wait wait wait stew goblin wait
get ready for the wedding

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WE'RE SO MESSY AND COMPLICATED
BUT I THINK EFFORTLESS IS OVERRATED
TRACE THE ARTERIES TO FIND MY HEART
AND PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL DO NO HARM
my daily affirmation as an author
*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..
Emergency entombment is common problem when traveling that needs to be brought up more
Found this in a sewer cave one time. Fun
Getting my ass handed to me by dataXIII has caused the kingdomhearts brain worms to start receding, so I'm just gonna full blast hyperfixation ramble while there still here.
Just a warning
Ok so either xehanorts an idiot or the book of Prophecies just left out the fact that darkness did not win in the second keyblade war
(End section of kh3(I think))
If the book DID say that light won then xehanorts a illiterate fuck who based his entire convoluted plan on wrong information
If it didn't then that means that the master of masters left out who won the battle over the fate of the goddamm universe.
At first I thought "wow xehanort aged like shit compared to eraqus" (assuming there's at most a few years between them) then I realized there at least 70 in bbs so no eraqus just aged like a fucking vampire.
Because they're most likely 11-14 in the 3 chess flashbacks then enough time passes for to grow into "young xehanort" then it's Said to be 70 years between the flashback in re mind and the events of 3 making him at least 80 I'm that game, and despite not looking the best he can still throw the fuck down so no I'd say he aged just fine
So eraqus is so ass at chess that despite blatantly cheating (which xehanort just let's happen) he still only has one piece left when he wins
There is no kh game with an unquestionably good happy ending. 1 leaves sora still separated from his friends despite his entire journey being to find them. AND one them is stuck in basically the hell dimension.
Chain: ends with him making a promise he won't remember and going to sleep for a year just to fix the damage done to his unraveling memories.
Bbs and days are full blown fucking tragedies don't get me started on that
3d: ends with the unvailing of a new grander evil, and sora being severely weakend and losing access to a power critical to defeating xehanort.
Melody of memory sees kairi not only fail to protect herself in her own mind, but gets left behind and told she's not good enough by one of her best friends while searching for the other
Khux:
3 features sora fucking killing himself to save kairi(again)
At first I thought 2 was the only one with no strings attached, no sacrifices, until I remembered Roxas and naminè.
Literally all Roxas wants throughout the entire series, is to hang out with his friends.
But he's not allowed, his friends aren't real, the town he lives in isn't real, even his memories aren't real and in the end he's forced to give up his autonomy and his very existence for the sake of someone he's never met.
He eventually tries battle sora in his mind for the right to exist but is ultimately forced to yield, laying dormant for what he could only assume would be the rest of his existence.
I forgot coded but that game takes place between the ending of 2 and the ending of 2, and frankly doesn't fucking mater
It isn't my place to call him the best, but xemnas is most definitely my favorite villain in kingdomhearts.
For starters he's better than ansem. He didn't just manipulate some Disney villains for some short term plan, he made an entire organization of capable people (mostly) loyal to him.
In his fight he starts by using everything left of the organization, the weapons of his fallen alies and even the very castle they used as their home. (Least I think that's what the dragon thing was)
But when he's backed into a corner and forced to go all out. It's his own raw power that poses a bigger threat than anything else sora and riku have fought before. And yes he's 1v2ing sora, whos beaten every other organization member in single combat, AND riku who we can assume to be at least comparable to sora.
And he almost fucking had them, it takes both of them powering the attack that finishes him of and even then rikus barely standing by that point, and the bit where he grabs sora and you play as riku proves that neither of them would've been able to him on their own.
Additionally his fighting style fits his character incredibly well, fitting with his empty nothingness shtick he uses pure energy as a posed to any sort of actual element.
(i.e the energy ball, walls, morbilion lazers)
But one distint thing only he uses are the "black thorns" associated with nobodies, alway found on some of their attacks or deaths. He able to directly control them, not only as attacks but to empower other nobodies as he does in 3
Also the Lazer dome is objectively cool as fuck
Getting to his design. The hair? 10/10 glorious fucking mane. The fit? Some might say he just another guy in a cloak. And they're techinicaly right however, he is THE guy In a cloak. Everyone else just uses it for the practicality or because its the uniform, but xemnas was the one to make it so widespread in the first place.
most other characters have outfits other than the trench coats, but for him it's THE fit, it's all he's ever seen in, and it's all he needs. Besides, it works well with his tall frame and contrasting silver hair to give him a mysterious, ominous presence that leaves no question about who's in charge.
Finally we get to the best part, his actual character.
He spends a lot of screen time Philosophizing about the nature of hearts and nobodies. That nobodies are incapable of truly feeling emotion and operates solely using memories. That they are being without hearts that shouldn't exist.
he claims that having a heart brings only pain,
But his goal is to use kingdomhearts to give hearts to the nobodies.
it's important to know the he's wrong.
Nobodies have proven to be capable of having hearts, of feeling genuine emotion and growing as people.
And if he truly wanted a heart he could go back to being his completed self with his own heart.
When I was playing kh2 I got genuinely annoyed at him spouting what is obviously bullshit. But that's the point
Yes he seemingly has a virtuous goal but he's going about it In a immoral way for incorrect reasons. All This makes finaly defeating him that much better.
And even after 2 he's still important for laying the framework that would be used for the real organization XIII. But despite that he is still just a piece of a grander scheme. Never meant to truly achieve his goals.
And in his final moments, he finally feels. Pain, he misses his fallen comrades. but, he acknowledges the strength of a heart to be able to endure it all and keep going.
Also his voice is hot
I find it funny that roxas's keyblades come from: a guy he hates and tried to kill, and a girl he's never met.
Also xion deserves her own keyblade
Goofy is the smartest character in kingdomhearts, and it's not through being smart, it's because everyone else is a complete dumbass
Most keyblade users are wizards, sora is a sorcerer.
Most users have trained with a keyblade for an extended period of time, studying both magic and physical combat.
Soras keyblade just appeared in his hand one day and has been fighting tooth and nail since, surviving only through natural talent and figuring shit out as he goes.
Kh3s social media loading screens, are a neat concept, but they don't do much with them. and there are a few with some problems.
Starting with the olimpis ones. sora doesn't even know that he has a phone on him let alone what it even is.
The one after saving aqua, while fine lore wise,
Makes sora seem like a insensitive ass, Posting about someone's trauma like that.
Also who is he posting these for? If it's only visible to people with Gummi phones then there's like two other people confirmed to have one.
If it's viewable by anyone who knows about other worlds that ups it to ~15 people, but you could still just have a group chat at that point
If anyone can see them then, just fuck world order I guess.
While I understand that's simply not what that section was for, they absolutely could've had sora do some M&L dream team shit in the final world, and it would've been awesome

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Getting my ass handed to me by dataXIII has caused the kingdomhearts brain worms to start receding, so I'm just gonna full blast hyperfixation ramble while there still here.
Just a warning
Ok so either xehanorts an idiot or the book of Prophecies just left out the fact that darkness did not win in the second keyblade war
(End section of kh3(I think))
If the book DID say that light won then xehanorts a illiterate fuck who based his entire convoluted plan on wrong information
If it didn't then that means that the master of masters left out who won the battle over the fate of the goddamm universe.
At first I thought "wow xehanort aged like shit compared to eraqus" (assuming there's at most a few years between them) then I realized there at least 70 in bbs so no eraqus just aged like a fucking vampire.
Because they're most likely 11-14 in the 3 chess flashbacks then enough time passes for to grow into "young xehanort" then it's Said to be 70 years between the flashback in re mind and the events of 3 making him at least 80 I'm that game, and despite not looking the best he can still throw the fuck down so no I'd say he aged just fine
So eraqus is so ass at chess that despite blatantly cheating (which xehanort just let's happen) he still only has one piece left when he wins
There is no kh game with an unquestionably good happy ending. 1 leaves sora still separated from his friends despite his entire journey being to find them. AND one them is stuck in basically the hell dimension.
Chain: ends with him making a promise he won't remember and going to sleep for a year just to fix the damage done to his unraveling memories.
Bbs and days are full blown fucking tragedies don't get me started on that
3d: ends with the unvailing of a new grander evil, and sora being severely weakend and losing access to a power critical to defeating xehanort.
Melody of memory sees kairi not only fail to protect herself in her own mind, but gets left behind and told she's not good enough by one of her best friends while searching for the other
Khux:
3 features sora fucking killing himself to save kairi(again)
At first I thought 2 was the only one with no strings attached, no sacrifices, until I remembered Roxas and naminè.
Literally all Roxas wants throughout the entire series, is to hang out with his friends.
But he's not allowed, his friends aren't real, the town he lives in isn't real, even his memories aren't real and in the end he's forced to give up his autonomy and his very existence for the sake of someone he's never met.
He eventually tries battle sora in his mind for the right to exist but is ultimately forced to yield, laying dormant for what he could only assume would be the rest of his existence.
I forgot coded but that game takes place between the ending of 2 and the ending of 2, and frankly doesn't fucking mater
It isn't my place to call him the best, but xemnas is most definitely my favorite villain in kingdomhearts.
For starters he's better than ansem. He didn't just manipulate some Disney villains for some short term plan, he made an entire organization of capable people (mostly) loyal to him.
In his fight he starts by using everything left of the organization, the weapons of his fallen alies and even the very castle they used as their home. (Least I think that's what the dragon thing was)
But when he's backed into a corner and forced to go all out. It's his own raw power that poses a bigger threat than anything else sora and riku have fought before. And yes he's 1v2ing sora, whos beaten every other organization member in single combat, AND riku who we can assume to be at least comparable to sora.
And he almost fucking had them, it takes both of them powering the attack that finishes him of and even then rikus barely standing by that point, and the bit where he grabs sora and you play as riku proves that neither of them would've been able to him on their own.
Additionally his fighting style fits his character incredibly well, fitting with his empty nothingness shtick he uses pure energy as a posed to any sort of actual element.
(i.e the energy ball, walls, morbilion lazers)
But one distint thing only he uses are the "black thorns" associated with nobodies, alway found on some of their attacks or deaths. He able to directly control them, not only as attacks but to empower other nobodies as he does in 3
Also the Lazer dome is objectively cool as fuck
Getting to his design. The hair? 10/10 glorious fucking mane. The fit? Some might say he just another guy in a cloak. And they're techinicaly right however, he is THE guy In a cloak. Everyone else just uses it for the practicality or because its the uniform, but xemnas was the one to make it so widespread in the first place.
most other characters have outfits other than the trench coats, but for him it's THE fit, it's all he's ever seen in, and it's all he needs. Besides, it works well with his tall frame and contrasting silver hair to give him a mysterious, ominous presence that leaves no question about who's in charge.
Finally we get to the best part, his actual character.
He spends a lot of screen time Philosophizing about the nature of hearts and nobodies. That nobodies are incapable of truly feeling emotion and operates solely using memories. That they are being without hearts that shouldn't exist.
he claims that having a heart brings only pain,
But his goal is to use kingdomhearts to give hearts to the nobodies.
it's important to know the he's wrong.
Nobodies have proven to be capable of having hearts, of feeling genuine emotion and growing as people.
And if he truly wanted a heart he could go back to being his completed self with his own heart.
When I was playing kh2 I got genuinely annoyed at him spouting what is obviously bullshit. But that's the point
Yes he seemingly has a virtuous goal but he's going about it In a immoral way for incorrect reasons. All This makes finaly defeating him that much better.
And even after 2 he's still important for laying the framework that would be used for the real organization XIII. But despite that he is still just a piece of a grander scheme. Never meant to truly achieve his goals.
And in his final moments, he finally feels. Pain, he misses his fallen comrades. but, he acknowledges the strength of a heart to be able to endure it all and keep going.
Also his voice is hot
I find it funny that roxas's keyblades come from: a guy he hates and tried to kill, and a girl he's never met.
Also xion deserves her own keyblade
Goofy is the smartest character in kingdomhearts, and it's not through being smart, it's because everyone else is a complete dumbass
Most keyblade users are wizards, sora is a sorcerer.
Most users have trained with a keyblade for an extended period of time, studying both magic and physical combat.
Soras keyblade just appeared in his hand one day and has been fighting tooth and nail since, surviving only through natural talent and figuring shit out as he goes.
Kh3s social media loading screens, are a neat concept, but they don't do much with them. and there are a few with some problems.
Starting with the olimpis ones. sora doesn't even know that he has a phone on him let alone what it even is.
The one after saving aqua, while fine lore wise,
Makes sora seem like a insensitive ass, Posting about someone's trauma like that.
Also who is he posting these for? If it's only visible to people with Gummi phones then there's like two other people confirmed to have one.
If it's viewable by anyone who knows about other worlds that ups it to ~15 people, but you could still just have a group chat at that point
If anyone can see them then, just fuck world order I guess.