Spud-Monkey

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

Hang on let me translate something real quick

Yeah this is funny

This went from "average American high school" to "existential horror" surprisingly quick