I have gone back and forth on this for ages but I would benefit from some extra income, so I've decided to start doing commissions. unfortunately, I have a lot going on atm (two jobs plus political organising) so I am going to try to keep them less than 1000 words, maybe 2500 as an absolute max.
pricing range and other info under the cut
I'm setting the price for now at Β£1 per 100 words, so 500 words is Β£5, 1700 words is Β£17 etc and breaking them up into three categories:
drabbles, up to 500 words (typically a very small scene or interaction between characters)
flashfic, up to 1000 words
full fic, up to 2500 words
It would be a great help if you specified what type of fic you wanted at first so I can charge you fairly.
The fandoms I most often write for are:
heathers the musical (this includes my not beyond repair universe)
next to normal (natalie-centric)
epic the musical (athena-centric/odypen/telemachus-centric/ithaca royal family centric)
mean girls the musical (cadnis/damian+janis/janis-centric)
six of crows (kanej/wesper/helnik/any crow dynamic)
heartstopper/osemanverse
heated rivalry
but if you know we share a fandom and you'd like to request it, feel free to ask me for it. I just wouldn't write for a show I've never watched or book I've never read.
I take payments through ko-fi, and take requests through dm or asks. I might want to have a bit more of a conversation about your prompt so you get your absolute money's worth. I also won't charge over Β£25 even if I go over a bit on the word count because times are hard. I do price in GBP but I will work out the conversion rate for whatever our currency is and try to come to an arrangement that works for both of us because conversion rates are a nightmare.
I will say that I will not be posting these commissions on AO3 due to their terms of service.
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Do you ever think about how money-obsessed/ no-time-for-empathy Kaz Brekker had 4 million kruge available to either keep for himself or split among the remaining Crows and instead decided to give Matthias's entire share to Nina?
Or how sentimentality-is-stupid/ nothing-phases-me Kaz Brekker partook in the little funeral they had for Matthias with no hesitation nor comments and chose to leave quietly when Inej Wylan and Jesper were looking Nina leave?
Or how everyone's-a-mean-to-an-end/ I'll-kill-who-fucks-up Kaz Brekker refused to give Jesper (who he's been upset with for a near fatal mistake of his) the remaining parem even though Jesper's reasoning made a lot of sense considering how likely the plan could've gone wrong, because Kaz didn't wanna lose him?
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βtumblr is nice because itβs anonymous and irrelevant so it doesnβt affect my real life in any way.β Wrong. if you are on here for long enough the words of your mortifying adolescent internet diary will be written on the subway walls and tenement halls and out of the mouths of coworkers and over the faces of tiktokers and and in reddit screenshots posted on instagram sent to you by your friends and in ai dupe novelty t shirts and in the smiles of strangers repeating bits you forgot you left lying around on here when you were a teenager. and also pinterest.
My name is Mohammed, I live in Gaza City and I am 19 years old. I have lived through the full horrors of war β hunger, displacement, fear, relentless bombings, destruction, and so many other painful experiences π₯Ήπ.I never created a donation link before, and I havenβt received any kind of help throughout this devastating war π₯²π.
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Worst of all, my father was seriously injured: he tragically lost one of his hands and an eye, and he is now completely unable to work or support our family π₯²π.
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I just created the donation link, hoping that someone out there might lend a helping hand.
My name is Mohammed. I am 18 years old and live in Gaza City. I am still at the beginning of my life, dreaming of a better future. My father
Hello my friends,My name is Bilal Ahmad.I am reaching out to you as a citizen of Gaza who is suffering from severe injuries and critical health conditions that threaten my life every day. I sustained a serious injury to my eye and urgently need another surgery to save me from the risk of permanent blindness.
In addition, I have a disability in my left hand. Most critically, I suffer from a severe abdominal injury that has greatly damaged my intestines, leaving them unable to function properly. My condition continues to worsen, and the danger to my life increases with each passing day.
Given the current situation in Gaza, it is no longer possible for me to receive the complex medical treatment I urgently need in a safe and complete manner. After God, my only hope is your support and kindness.
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I am Mohammed, I live in the northern besieged Gaza Strip, I am 21 years old, I have always tried to create a beautiful future for myself in which I achieve all my wishes. I had ambitions and dreams, but they evaporated because of the war, but I still want to achieve them despite the siege. During the war, I lost many things, including my university, my dreams, my job, and some friends. Despite that, I still want to achieve my dreams and ambitions. I want to rebuild my life again, so please help me in that and rebuild my life. Therefore,
please donate as much as you can because that helps me a lot. If you cannot donate, tell people about my suffering.
My name is Mohammed, I live in a neighborhood in Shujaiyya, an area in the north of Gaza. I amΒ 21 years old , the eldest among my siblings.
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My name is Nouran, I am a 21-year-old university student from Gaza. Before the war, my family of nine lived safely in our home and had simple dreams like any other family.
But the war took everything from us. We were displaced more than eight times, our home was destroyed, and we now live in a tent under extremely harsh conditions.
The children in my family are suffering from hunger and fear. My little niece Nouna is only six months old, and she has to live through these terrible conditions. π
My little brother Abdo, who is only 10 years old, recently suffered a serious hand injury. The tendon in his hand was completely cut, and he urgently needs surgery. Without it, he may permanently lose the ability to use his hand. ππ
Please help me save Abdo, feed my family, and protect the children. Any help, no matter how small, could make a real difference. If you cannot donate, please share our story. ππ»π€
I have no money to save him. I don't want to see my little brother lose his hand while he is still just a child.
We don't ask for much. We only want to live safely and with dignity.
I am raising funds for Yesmin, a 27 year old mother from Gaza and a victim of the ongoing genocide. Here are her own words:
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Hello friends, I am Yasmin from northern Gaza Strip. I am 27 years old, a mother of two children, Sila and Youssef, and I have been married for more than 7 years.
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Hello friends, it's me, Ahmed again. I need your help. I almost lost my life last time while looking for work because the place was directly bombed. I'm a university student about to graduate. I lost everything in the war, and I support myself, my younger brother, and my family. I tried to find work, but to no avail. I'm looking for a scholarship to continue my studies. We've been deprived of all our rights. Please don't deprive me of my most basic rights: the right to education, to live, and to eat healthy, good food. I'm searching for a way to support myself. You may not be able to provide financial support, but you can share this. Let's not be a cause of destruction. Please try to support us in any way you can.
My tent is dilapidated and tattered, unfit for human habitation, and extremely hot. I need your help and support.
Hello, I'm Ahmed, 23 years old. I was studying computer science at the Islamic University in Gaza before the war. I aspired to build a brigh
Hello friends, it's me, Ahmed again. I need your help. I almost lost my life last time while looking for work because the place was directly bombed. I'm a university student about to graduate. I lost everything in the war, and I support myself, my younger brother, and my family. I tried to find work, but to no avail. I'm looking for a scholarship to continue my studies. We've been deprived of all our rights. Please don't deprive me of my most basic rights: the right to education, to live, and to eat healthy, good food. I'm searching for a way to support myself. You may not be able to provide financial support, but you can share this. Let's not be a cause of destruction. Please try to support us in any way you can.
My tent is dilapidated and tattered, unfit for human habitation, and extremely hot. I need your help and support.
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Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.
Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)
But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.
And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?
And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.
Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.