Show Me The Beans

“How will we track mistakes?!” One angrily protested when I mentioned information can change after we see it.

Then when multiple people point out that the program also deletes our notes and codes sometimes and another of my managers will lie and gaslight you about it. Jumping between “That doesn’t happen. You probably forgot to hit save.” And “How will we know if you’re making this mistake or the program??” He also will word diarrhea anytime he doesn’t understand something and went on some spiel about how we need to restart our PCs every day (I already do this, this is not a PC issue, he thinks he sounds smart).

They seem so genuinely upset about not being able to get an accurate count of our mistakes and not at all concerned that our program is insanely buggy and associates are getting “mistakes” logged for things beyond our control.

“Lets make a show about the brain scans of traumatized people trapped together in a world where they can never escape or truly grow because they’re an imprint of who that person was at the time to the scan!”