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Soap cant get a snack without his guard dog following him around LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Ghost and Soap babysitting my dog
Soap: Ach, so ye do like me?
Ghost: I like your heart, Sergeant ..
Soap: Ye like .. whit??
Ghost: Your heart. You have a good one.
Soap: -blushing over comms- Simon ..
Ghost: Itād make me a lot of money on the organ market.
Soap: .. Aye, cheers, there it is.
- Alone Mission, probably
MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

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I feel like thereās a lot of untapped potential for military liminal horror.
An endless stretch of beach blanketed in heavy fog, littered with slumbering rusted debris, half sunken at unnatural angles in the sand.
Industrial bunker tunnels that seem to go on forever. Sometimes the lights shut down with a heavy mechanical thunk and you have to ignore the echoing sirens until the red emergency light comes on. You have to ignore the way the sirens get so loud, they start to twist and melt together into something like screams. Thereās an echoing footfall matching your pace, but occasionally it will disobey your pattern, and youāre saddled with the fact that it might not be your own.
A flat, verdant field of flowers that goes on as far as you can see, carrying the oppressive weight of dread. The natural scape is anomalously interrupted by the occasional tidy pile of aged personal belongings or neat rows of bone white headstones parting the tall grass like waves against rocks.
I need fat female characters in tv whose weight is inconsequential. It means nothing to the story.
She's fat and gets the guy and no one bats an eye.
She's fat and the hottest chick in the sorority and that's normal.
She's fat and an actress and she gets good roles.
She's fat and she's funny and she has character depth and growth.
She's fat and the main character and no one mentions her weight once.
I'm fat and my weight doesn't play a part in my day to day conversations, or plans, or friendships. Why can't I have that on tv?
Soap: Hey... would you marry me?
Gaz: For the benefits? Sure
Soap: ... would you marry me if there weren't any benefits?
Gaz: Uh... no
Soap: What!? I'd marry you!
Gaz: Who wouldn't marry me? I'm a catch
Soap, sighing: True
Brought to you by a tiktok where this guy was talking abt a girl he was seeing and how every time they had sex sheād give him a little treat afterwards (like a lil candy bar)
Like it starts when you jokingly toss Johnny one of the chocolates you had sitting on your nightstand after he ate you out like his life depended on it- he eats the candy immediately obviously as he laughs
Then you end up with a little candy dish on the nightstand, or in the drawer, any time you and Johnny have sex you give him a piece of candy, throw him a bone so to speak. Not on purpose but you think itās cute- the way his face lights up when given the candy
You find yourself fucking somewhere in the house that isnāt the bedroom? Johnnys right behind you as you make your way to your shared room for his treat, not even realizing heās doing it.
Whether you forget on purpose or on accident one day he just kinda stands in the kitchen like a kicked puppy and, ādidnāt do somethinā to upset ya did I hen?ā His head tilted to the side slightly.
āWhat? No- what do you mean?ā You are genuinely confused until he mumbles a ādidnāt get my treat- ya know-ā
You have to stop yourself from laughing as you ruffle his slightly overgrown mohawk before youāre off to the bedroom to toss him his little candy.
Honorable mention: Iād like to think Johnnys somehow ended up explaining this to the others, maybe just Ghost at first. And Ghost immediately understands it and is thankful his smile is covered by his balaclava- leave it to Johnny to get himself trained like a good dog
Basically what im trying to say is doing this to Soap would have him so down bad I think
"Trust your true self." - Barbie Fairytopia: Mermaidia
Aw some Gaz love š„°

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I made the mistake of listening to Noah Kahanās new album during my reread of All Thatās Said in the Low Light by headlocket. Iām on my lunch break! I have to adult the rest of the day! But it hurts so good. šš If you havenāt read it, I donāt know what youāre doing with your life. Go do it. Now. And listen to Willing and Able, The Great Divide and Dashboard while youāre at it so Iām not over here sobbing alone.
all that's said in the low light (167708 words) by headlocket Chapters: 15/15 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley Characters: John "Soap" MacTavish, Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish's Family, John Price (Call of Duty), Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Original Characters Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Major Character Injury, Physical Disability, Chronic Pain, Hurt John "Soap" MacTavish, Romance, Eventual Romance, Pining, Suicidal Thoughts, Family Feels, Recovery, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, John "Soap" MacTavish-centric, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Aggressively Scottish, Funded by Dubious Google Searches, Calculated Heartbreak, Probable Cause for Future Smut, Dissociation, Way Too Many Feelings, Hopeless Idiots in Love, Brought To You By The Romantic Stylings of Simon "I Love Kentucky" Riley, And His Partner John "I'm Fucked" MacTavish, Medical Inaccuracies Ahoy, 9/10 Readers Said They Cried, 0/10 Doctors Recommend, Excessive Swearing as a Love Language, Surprisingly Well-Adjusted Ghost?, More Likely Than You Think..., Christmas, Past Abuse, Past Drug Use, The Inherent Depression of Being a Soldier In Love, Big Boys Angst, Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, AleRudy Cameo, Illustrated, This is a love story Series: Part 1 of silver and gold Summary:
He wades in it now, eyes still open, fixed on the speckled ceiling, begging himself not to crave bomb blasts and artillery fire in his childhood bedroom. Althoughā¦there might be something beautiful about it all, Johnny supposes, those noises in the thick. The gasps in between discharge that say: Iām here, Iām a part of this song too.
Ā After a near-fatal injury, John MacTavish finds himself back in his hometown in Scotland. Fresh off an untimely discharge, he's forced to cope with disability, his dysfunctional family, and the lingering knowledge that there are some things he's just not ready to leave behind...
These dorks.
i thought these deserved their own post ššš i was gonna do an angst idea and then i remembered everyone dies. there is no heart wrenching grief that only bitters with time because everyone dies. 09 you are so cruel
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The 'I've got a dream' song from Tangled, but with one of the groups in various situations.
Makarov's men when 141 gets captured except they haven't had any vacation days in six months and honestly-
Kortac when they encounter a child and are trying not to traumatize said child by turning the situation into a funny musical because for some reason that was their best idea.
The shadows, I just feel like they would proform this song. I don't have a specific situation for them, it's a given.
141 maybe like Kortac find a child and are trying to cheer them up while Laswell finds who this spawn belongs to.
There's possibilities here and I had to share the idea
i took this as 'various MW factions suddenly are caring for a child and break out into song for the child's amusement'
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Konni does sings out of desperation. They had no idea what else to do to calm the kid they had to 'babysit'. Sure, could just ignore the kid, but some softies are watching them. So some reveal hidden talents, someone has the voice of an angel. Makarov walks in on a performance of "Let It Go" and they had to keep going or else he'd be disappointed. You start a song, you finish it.
The Shadows don't even need a reason to start singing. Every 'Tangled' song, in order, sung in a dramatic fashion. Clearly some of them were theater kids and they haven't forgotten their roots. The child they're caring for is in good hands (whether they're there for a good reason is debatable). Graves certainly had a show with a close accurate "I've Got a Dream" is sung, including a piano slo (he has no idea where it came from).
KorTac is suddenly in charge of a kid, get them from Point A to Point B. Easy. Except the kid is playing nonstop Disney movies and now "We Don't Talk About Bruno" is being muttered around because it's stupidly catchy. Eventually they're just singing full gusto, much to the child's enjoyment. Konig isn't singing like them, but he isn't complaining.
141? Soap and Gaz are screaming, dramatic singing to "Hellfire" and "Out There". Their idea. Price and Ghost are suffering, they didn't ask for this. The kid was fine, they didn't need this. Yet here they were, Soap and Gaz getting way too into their song. Kid loves them, cries when Laswell comes to collect them and take them home. That does not end the singing, unfortunately.
Everyone talks about wanting to find their Ghost to their Soap or vice versa, and thatās sweet and I get it, but I need more fics about Gaz and Soap just being bros, because I love them so much. ā¤ļø
AO3 should have an Annotation Mode where you can click to view all of the author's commentary and thoughts about certain parts of the work. A little comment that says "I spent five hours researching vintage radio mechanics for this and didn't even end up using it" or "this is an ancient Hebrew literary technique!" would make my day
Omg do you even under how many times I want to sit and deep dive with authors about their writing because itās just so amazing?? I would LOVE THIS

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a psa for those writing for johnny āsoapā mctavish
as much as a love the works youāre all writing, a lot of people really donāt know how to write a scottish character (and thatās ok !!!! we get like no rep so) so as a scottish writer, i figured i should help you guys out a little bit.
dialogue
johnny has a VERYYY strong accent as iām sure anyone can work out
however this doesnāt mean heās suddenly speaking a different language
yes, a lot of slang is used and for a basic definition of scottish slang and how they should be used; use this ! if you have no idea of slang iād recommend reading through every word
although we like to use slang, i can promise you that if weāre with someone that wouldnāt understand a word of it / someone whoās first language isnāt english, we wouldnāt speak fully scot (for example if johnny was speaking to alejandro or rudy)
thereās absolutely nothing to suggest he can speak gaelic. yeah i know this is an obvious one but i have seen a few people slip gaelic into his dialogue and thatās super duper inaccurate
barely anyone in scotland speaks gaelic (unless youāre up very high north or maybe in the isles). itās actually almost an extinct language because the english pretty much wiped it out when we got colonised.
something i love to see is when he mumbles little scottish things under his breath. accurate af.
we say shite more than shit. and never ever will a scottish person say ass. itās arse all the way.
we donāt call people (especially if youāre sleeping with someone !!!!) lass. or lassie. we call kids that.
pet names are normally along the lines of love, hen (my personal fave), sweetheart, little lady, bonnie (sometimes)
also, shagging is sex. shag, shagged, shagger. yeah.
mum not mom. maw, more commonly.
all that being said he does use a loottttt of slang so honestly go ham i love seeing scots language get used because itās not been used in fanfic like ever before
culture
seen a few people write soap going mad for st andrews day
yeah no we donāt to that lol i barely every remember that itās actually st andrews day
also, we arenāt all completely versed on celtic mythology. i could barely tell you the first thing about it.
in scotland weāre all kind of touchy, like weāll greet people with a hug and stand weirdly close to each other so if thatās something youāre writing about itās important to note that our personal space is really small
not sure where people get this idea from but scotland isnāt all sheep and highlands and fairies and like little huts
yes we have that but weāre a really modern nation and wayyy to many people have a weird perception of scotland
my man is literally from like glasgow (his accent sounds glasgow but donāt quote me on that) heās not a farmer or anything
we swear. a lot.
KILTS. not skirts, very common to wear in scotland to events like weddings, christenings, anything formal really.
cunt isnāt a horrible word i literally everyone a cunt, sometimes itās used affectionately
misc.
if youāre gonna write about scottish politics i beg you research it. johnnys probably pro independence and an SNP voter. google it for context
weāre really loud. and we talk really fast. yes, other characters are gonna be confused af
irn bru !!!!!!!!! itās a scottish drink and ive seen one person mention it and i just about cried i loved it
in scotland you can vote at 16 and join the army at 16 if thatās relevant to you
if youāre going to write about something you donāt know anything about, either do research or ask someone scottish (im more than happy to help!!)
please donāt take these as complaints or anything !! itās just very very off putting to see people make massive misconceptions and conclusions about scotland! i love that weāre finally getting some hype. anyways ask about anything!! <3
AHHHHH IT SHOWed back up thank you to whoever likes this youāre a SAINT
Thank god I found it again. Soap is so hard to write for some times and I always get so anxious that I'm writing him wrong because of Scottish slang and the like.
donāt be anxious!! youāre never getting it āwrongā - scotland is such an underrepresented and almost unknown country/culture that it would be totally unfair for us to blame others for not knowing whatās accurate and whatās not!
as much as i like when ghost and soap are almost codependent unhealthily attached to one another in a tragic fuck this was always meant to go wrong way, i really enjoy them as compliments to one another. not halves of a whole but men who know their place in the world, are mostly secure and resigned to the inevitable and fiercely fighting for the possible. i like when they spur and inspire one another, when they're motivating and want each other rather than a need. i think it's beautiful when they're maybe not jigsaw pieces but rather like a meal, useful and applicable in numerous cases but just that extra bit tasty with each other