dang flabbit

did my ex write this smut what the fuck

smut so surprising you physically clap your hand over your mouth in disbelief

everytime my eyebrows start to look crazy i go get them waxed and every time i wax my eyebrows i forget that im particularly susceptible to folliculitis :,) i have to walk into work with bumps on my forehead yay

who would have thought that this bi coded straight relationship would make me want to be their third so bad that i purchase a quinn subscription because i want more of them? i'm humiliated but I'm free

STEPHEN KALYN AND MIKA ABDALLA ARE NARRATING SMUT EVERYBODY STAY CALM

sexually attracted but emotionally repelled by the idea of someone I used to be close with AAAAAAAA WHY BRAIN WHAT DO U WANT

i know that the casting and costumes team of Off Campus watched Saiyaara together i just can't prove it yet

Guys I got broken up with like three days ago . now I want to move some place sunny and I want to be near my best friend and sister and I want to be near the ocean, and i want to feel the sun on my skin and I want to live, I want to live, I want to live!!!! I want to surround myself with joy and love and kindness and wake up to sunlight filtering through lacey curtains in a crop top and pink underwear. I want to throw my hair up in a bun and read on the porch and I want to stick my feet in water; I want to start writing again and enjoy croissants and london fogs in cafés and sing silly little songs to stray cats and I want to be so satisfied with my life!!!! and I want to be spun around in dim kitchen lighting and cuddle and giggle at silly videos and be adored and adored and adored so so so much. I'll start by re-learning how to drive lol. I don't have to suffer at all I can just choose to be happy

30 year old hot lesbian??? 30 year old hot lesbian who knows im poly??? 30 year old hot lesbian who knows im poly wants to cuddle with me on a rainy day???????????? Oh im fucked