You, Me, and the bomb in the backseat.

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

I’ve been waiting for this post since I read the NYT headline this morning!

I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.