Absurd

dandelions are magic. literally tiny suns in the grass that turn into the moon and then the stars when you blow on them. fucking insane.

duct tape over ur cunt 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

they should just put random people’s faces on money

like when you get your picture taken at  the DMV there’s a chance you’re the 5 dollar bill now

When I cum inside you I'll keep fucking it deeper inside you

GOOGLE VELMA. JUST THE WORD VELMA. RIGHT NOW

Yessssss

i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny

kidnapper that kisses u over the duct tape on ur mouth >>>>>>>>>

Crave her. Not just the sex, but like her scent, her vibe & her company.