Calm Down.

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

i do unironically love saying The Before Times when talking about covid. if we’re gonna be in a deadly pandemic we might as well talk like we’re in bad YA. let’s allow ourselves that

The pure joy on his face. 😍

this is the best one everyone else go home

im sure theres people out there with insatiable lusts for grapes but for me i never even think about them unless theyre provided to me. but when im in a situation where i have grapes provided to me im like, wow, i have to consume my body weight in these right now or i will die

I would adopt him on the spot.

aesthetic

Class war.

#stuart semple attacking anish kapoor

I honest to fucking god thought this was about to turn into “I murdered him Matt. I murdered my husband..” but WHOLESOME INSTEAD.

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

Sounds like something a vampire would say

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

You’re probably constantly worrying about the next part of your life without realizing that you’re right in the middle of what you used to look forward to