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Birthday wishes in the Pisces season and we all know how much cats love fish, sooooooo... Happy birthday to @ozonezach on February 25 Happy birthday to @existential_potato on March 15 And of course HOW in the HELL can we forget to say happy birthday to Karnberry aka @cosmic_kittenofficial, as it was yesterday, March 19! And yes, I did slap the pics into the Sketch App, traced them in yellow, made the transparency on the pics zero, turned all the yellows to blacks, then went to town. #cosmickitten #karenmarie #zachhuckabee #jayvesper #longbeachmusic #alternative #postgrunge #fineart #happybirthday #piscesseason https://www.instagram.com/p/CqBaFgtPgUq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Currently enjoying a lovely strawberry rose white mocha from @hotjavalb at Bixby Park! Come find me and kill me! I'd rather be dead than have to sit down on one of these wet benches, folks, can you relate???? Pics 2 and 3 are from yesterday when @cosmic_kittenofficial, @ozonezach, and I went to @medieval_times (me for the first time ever), and our team (Yellow Knight) won! Bonus pic is the same as the one I took in my story from a bit earlier (at Bixby Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqBL56Fpoud/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

And here's the grand finale to Long Beach's Got Talent Bonus footage: me doing karaoke the day before! To conclude, last night was absolutely fucking amazing in spite of the debacle at Round 1. It was even BETTER as far as I'm concerned! Again, happy birthday to the cosmiciest of kittens in @cosmic_kittenofficial!!!! (at Long Beach, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp-_F8zSTFn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

And we end the night with @cosmic_kittenofficial karaoke with the usual suspects (at Long Beach, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp-8SIySItl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

More Sunken City festivities, plus a time-lapse on our way to Round 1 which never happened because the wait times for karaoke or even bowling was like 3-4 hours, buuuuut.... (at Sunken City, San Pedro, CA) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp-pjeNpy7u/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

@cosmic_kittenofficial Birthday Adventures: Sunken City Edition (at Sunken City, San Pedro, CA) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp-ozKPJf3l/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Happy birthday to that little punk-ass @cosmic_kittenofficial, who turns 27 years young on this day. These are preshow highlights followed by during-show highlights from yesterday! More to come! (at Point Fermin Park and Lighthouse Paseo Del Mar) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp-neCypcIJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

If you're not into @cosmic_kittenofficial... https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp57-5WP7ut/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Third Eye Woke https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp56fTYyiuk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

VCrepes with @ozonezach ! We ordered The Impossible Breakfast Crepe, which is Just Eggs (a vegan things) with onions, green chilies, tomatoes, impossible sausage, cheese, fries, and hot sauce, as well as a Blackhart coffee aeropressed oat milk latte (Zach got cold, I got hot). (at Vburger) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp5uJmwPONq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I took a cup of rice, a cup of premium fried onions, a cup of dried smoked bonito shavings, some sesame oil, a tablespoon of spicy chili crisp, a tablespoon of garlic paste, harissa spices, and a whole container of pho broth, lett it boil, covered it, put it to simmer, and cooked till it was almost like stew more than a fully dried rice dish. It smells and tastes pretty decent. https://www.instagram.com/p/CpvzgiwJOlX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

So I took this organic chocolate lovers brownie mix, but I didn't have eggs or oil. Instead, I added melted margarine, honey, peanut butter, Saskatoon Berry syrup, crushed Goldfish Graham Vanilla Cupcake Cookies, and crushed part of a Chuao Cheeky Cheeky Churro chocolate bar into it too. I baked it for like, maybe 15 minutes? We'll see how it goes. https://www.instagram.com/p/CpvqaenvWVV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I soaked these soya chunks in water for about 45 minutes, squeezed as much moisture them as I could, mixed in Tikka cooking paste, one can of coconut milk, some honey, and garlic paste, then marinated for about a day and a half. I baked it for about 15 minutes, and in the meantime, I cooked rice in half water/half coconut milk and a bunch of crispy fried onions. The texture is weird, not bad weird, interesting, I would say, and the smell and taste are pretty great! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpdfNVyve53/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Just a collection of pop culture edits and art Note: for some reason it cut off the word "ain't" in the Daniel Johnston one #pearljam #weezer #cosmickitten #karenmarie #zachhuckabee #jayvesper #garfield #pikachu #pokemon #badbadtzmaru #sanrio #fineart https://www.instagram.com/p/CounRZSJojn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I took two cans each of Navy beans/chickpeas/whole kernel corn, one container of mushroom broth, dehydrated minced onions, garlic paste, an entire pack of chao tofu cheese, Scotch bonnet hot pepper sauce, harissa spices, tajin, smoked paprika, applewood smoked pepper, Tex Mex seasoning, herb and pepper seasoning, oregano leaves, basil leaves, red lentils, a jar of spicy butter chicken cooking sauce, a bottle of Bullseye sweet and sticky barbecue sauce, and plant-based ground beef. I'm basically trying to make vegan (?) chili by thinking of how it would go in my head. We'll see! It looked and smelled good all blended together before boiling anyway. After almost 2 hours, I poured a bowl and added these Barbara's brand crunchy cheese puffs made with real Cheddar and blue cheese, in case you're wondering what all that is. https://www.instagram.com/p/ConiIH0yeOp/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Who drew this? A) A child B) A madman C) @cosmic_kittenofficial's greatest fan D) any combination of A, B, and/or C But seriously, folks, feel free to DM me your Cosmic Kitten fan art, covers, anything and everything that I can share on here, and I will and I won't even take credit for it either 😁 #cosmickitten #karnberry #karenmarie #zachhuckabee #ozone #jayvesper #saltwatertaffy #fanart #fineart #alternative #postgrunge #iwontletitgotowaste https://www.instagram.com/p/Cod5DuKrJ1X/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=